Dumbest S!** I ever heard

hack4alivin said:
Whoa…. Flag on the play... Personal Foul, unnecessary face rubbing in.
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I know, I know but I still can't comprehend. I can see it if I had a great job that could only be done there but really how many are there? I know a number of people that live in Arizona or Nevada but keep boats on the West Coast so they can take a short flight to cruise a weekend or two a month.

Growing up here I guess I am spoiled (but not like I would be in San Diego!)
 
temptress said:
I asked him which would weigh more the base filled with sand or water
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Wait…..wait….wait just a moment here.

You asked that question and you think he is the one with the problem?

For the record, the water is heavier. That is why sand floats on top of water all the way to the beach.

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I was at an Army/Navy surplus store in town looking for a pair of 3 finger gloves, the clerk said he only had 2 left hand gloves and would sell them for ½ price…
 
temptress said:
...... I went to a local sporting goods store...a kid that worked there walked up ......
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After you left I came to the same sporting goods store, talked to the same kid and asked if they had a Sextant.

He said the tents are in isle 14 and what I do inside them after I buy them is my business.
 
"For the record, the water is heavier. That is why sand floats on top of water all the way to the beach."

doesn't water also move rocks and boulders down stream? I don't follow your logic here... :smt009
 
temptress said:
"For the record, the water is heavier. That is why sand floats on top of water all the way to the beach."

doesn't water also move rocks and boulders down stream? I don't follow your logic here... :smt009
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Sand is heavier then water.

I was being sarcastic.

I thought it was funny because I figured everyone knows sand does not float.


Sorry.
 
I always liked this one from one of my least favorite people,

"I did not have sex with that woman."

:huh:
 
I can't believe that no one got:

Check the IAC valve if your carburated engine won't idle...

yet...
 
we had a :smt021steamfitter tell an apprentice once to get a bucket of steam from the truck and the apprentice asked where its kept
 
hack4alivin said:
Ok, we have now surpassed the number of “Technical Posts” with the number of Dumb **** remarks. What does that tell ya?
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Sea Rays don't break much and CSR members got nothing better to do than take notes when around Bayl... owners??? :huh:
 
frozen with salt said:
we had a :smt021steamfitter tell an apprentice once to get a bucket of steam from the truck and the apprentice asked where its kept
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I pulled that with an apprentice electrician but it was "go grab the skyhook out of the truck"...he came back feeling dumb because he couldn't find it! :smt009
 
Most things said by a guy with a bunch of kids and a guy from NJ when it comes to boating. :wink:
 
Well, I actually had to work for a living today. Almost missed this 80 some odd post count in a thread about nothing all posted in a single day.........:lol:
 
48. Thinking that buying $130 MSRP Polk speakers for $11 on the Internet is a good deal.
48(b). Having CSR members buy them for $12 in a resale deal.
 
2K WINGIN' IT said:
I pulled that with an apprentice electrician but it was "go grab the skyhook out of the truck"...he came back feeling dumb because he couldn't find it! :smt009
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But if you sent him for a horse cock, monkey ****, or close nipples he would have come back with those things just fine. (Sorry, electricians joke)
 
Went into a fast food place this morning. I placed my order and while waiting for it to come up this young gal that was working the drive thru comes to the coffee machine that was near me. Then she says in a very clear voice not 3 feet from me "I hate customers". :smt101 I looked at her, she got this sheepish look on her face. I asked her if she seriously just said that out loud? :smt021
 
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