Dumbest S!** I ever heard

[rondds]

25. Why do routine maintenance? If it ain't broke don't fix it. YeeHaw!!

 

[hack4alivin]

Hey, I made the list!! I made the list!! This is the first time in my life I made the list for something! What do I win?

Ah.... but have you made "The List"!

 

[xravenx]

40. Start a marching band for the Colts

 

[hack4alivin]

40. Start a marching band for the Colts

BINGO.... Now we have a winner!:smt038

 

[xravenx]

If they only knew the history like me and you do Bill

 

[JediJD]

--More than 10,000 census employees were paid over $300 apiece to attend training for the massive address-canvassing effort, but they quit or were otherwise let go before they could perform any work. Cost: $3 million.
--Another 5,000 employees collected $300 for the same training, and then worked a single day or less. Cost $1.5 million.
--Twenty-three temporary census employees were paid for car mileage costs at 55 cents a mile, even though the number of miles they reported driving per hour exceeded the total number of hours they actually worked.
--Another 581 employees who spent the majority of their time driving instead of conducting field work also received full mileage reimbursements, which investigators called questionable.

 

[hack4alivin]

Ok, we have now surpassed the number of “Technical Posts” with the number of Dumb **** remarks. What does that tell ya?

 

[xravenx]

Oh, almost forgot (from a recent Super Bowl thread) Peyton Manning is the greatest QB of all time...yea, 9-9 in the post season......greatest ever huh.

 

[Four Suns]

41. You are violating my company's patent with that dinghy davit design you built yourself
42. Are interesting in joining us for Goth night in Baltimore?
43. I didn't put that Obama flag on your boat. Really.
44. How many blue LED lights did you put on your boat?

 

[Woody]

#46 Hey, that's my Intellectual Property, I want CSR to pay me.

 

[osd9]

47.) Those little wooden 'boxes' mounted on those poles are where you put the 'Used' doggy pooper baggies....right?

 

[wetpaint]

I am damm proud of #17 and I approve that comment....

I still like the....Where should I put the rear view mirror

 

[wetpaint]

How about.......My book is coming out in 2008...unquote gary

 

[Presentation]

Don’t use automotive spark plugs on your Cummings diesel engines. They are not ignition protected. Use only marine spark plugs.

 

[Presentation]

You don’t need to remove your spark arrestor to clean it, just shoot it with carb cleaner.

 

[Stray Cat]

You don’t need to remove your spark arrestor to clean it, just shoot it with carb cleaner.

Doug, I remember that....I think he said starting fluid!

On an evening cruise I turned on the nav lights, a nonboating guest yells, HEY! your backup light just came on!

 

[hack4alivin]

“I didn’t inhale”

 

[HUMPH]

Sorry and let it fly but..."I LOVE boating but winterize my boat for 5 or 6 months a year"... :huh::huh::huh:

 

[hack4alivin]

Sorry and let it fly but..."I LOVE boating but winterize my boat for 5 or 6 months a year"... :huh::huh::huh:

Whoa…. Flag on the play... Personal Foul, unnecessary face rubbing in.

 

[temptress]

I was in the market for a movable basket ball goal for my son. I went to a local sporting goods store and was looking at the different goals when a kid that worked there walked up and I asked him how stable a particular goal was. He explained that his was a good model because it had a removable cover that allowed you to pour sand in the base and it also had a small hose attachement to fil the base with water. I asked him which would weigh more the base filled with sand or water and he looked at me with a smirk. "well sir 20 pound of sand weighs the same as 20 pounds of water." :smt013:smt013:smt013

Stupidist S*!# I had ver heard!!

I just thanked him for clarifying that for me and left the store.