Ok we need to lite’n things up around here, so let’s start a thread on dumbest **** you have ever heard… I start with this one.
On Sunday my wife and I went to the local winery for their annual evening event. Now this winery has events every weekend during the day, and every once in awhile they have evening events on the same day. There is about an hour break in between to clear out, clean up, and setup for the next one. Ok so we are there early waiting at the counter to buy a case of wine (to take home of course, not for the event...Shez I don't drink that much). A couple came up next to us, they where arguing back and forth. He said I can’t drive home now, I’m too drunk, she said let’s just go to the car and wait 15 minutes. He said it is going to take a lot more than 15 minutes, and “shut-up I am trying to do the responsible thing here”. I thought maybe he was going to ask them to call a cab for him, Na I was wrong, he wanted to buy tickets for the evening event as well!
Great idea, too drunk already why not stay another 3 hours and have some more! Dumbest **** I have heard, at least lately.:smt021
On Sunday my wife and I went to the local winery for their annual evening event. Now this winery has events every weekend during the day, and every once in awhile they have evening events on the same day. There is about an hour break in between to clear out, clean up, and setup for the next one. Ok so we are there early waiting at the counter to buy a case of wine (to take home of course, not for the event...Shez I don't drink that much). A couple came up next to us, they where arguing back and forth. He said I can’t drive home now, I’m too drunk, she said let’s just go to the car and wait 15 minutes. He said it is going to take a lot more than 15 minutes, and “shut-up I am trying to do the responsible thing here”. I thought maybe he was going to ask them to call a cab for him, Na I was wrong, he wanted to buy tickets for the evening event as well!
Great idea, too drunk already why not stay another 3 hours and have some more! Dumbest **** I have heard, at least lately.:smt021