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[h=3]Message body[/h] Texas Sheriff Entrance Exam:
A man in Texas looking to join the Frio County Sheriff's Dept. was being interviewed.
The Sergeant doing the interview says,
"Your qualifications look good,
but there's an attitude suitability test you must pass before you can be accepted."
Then, sliding a S & W .45 ACP pistol across the desk,
he says to the man,
"Take this pistol; go out and shoot
six illegal aliens,
six meth dealers,
six Muslim extremists,
six 'Progressive Liberal' democrats,
and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?" the man asked.
"That's the attitude we're looking for!" said the Sergeant,
"When can you start?"
A man in Texas looking to join the Frio County Sheriff's Dept. was being interviewed.
The Sergeant doing the interview says,
"Your qualifications look good,
but there's an attitude suitability test you must pass before you can be accepted."
Then, sliding a S & W .45 ACP pistol across the desk,
he says to the man,
"Take this pistol; go out and shoot
six illegal aliens,
six meth dealers,
six Muslim extremists,
six 'Progressive Liberal' democrats,
and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?" the man asked.
"That's the attitude we're looking for!" said the Sergeant,
"When can you start?"