Why do people let DOGS lick their face ???

LOL..and there is a myth that says a dogs mouth is cleaner than a human...not!!

That sentiment originally seems to have started when doctors noted that when humans bit humans, there was a greater incidence of infection versus a dog biting humans, The bacteria in a dogs mouth is different and may kill a human as they each have different tolerances to bacteria. There are a few reports of death, usually older folks, from "kissing" pets. GROSS!!!

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Ok, I'm a self-admitted "dog lover" (no, sicko I just find them awesome), so I guess I'm in the minority on here.

Just a couple things I'll point out.

1. Our dog (a Lab Retriever) gets his teeth brushed 3-4 times a week, and usually gets some sort of dental cleaning toy/chew a day. Dogs dont digest their food in their mouth with saliva like people do, so yes on average they have LESS bacteria in their mouth than people do. Now I'm sure he licks his boy parts when we're not around, but he definitely doesn't eat any poop of any kind. No butt licking either. Usually dogs eat feces if they arent well-nourished, or the food isnt digested correctly and still smells apetizing. The butt licking is again usually due to the anal glands not being expressed correctly, and OUR dog doesnt have issues with this very often at all. I guarantee mine and your morning breath is 100x worse than our dog's, and that's a pretty accurate portrayal of bacteria.

Couple things I'll point out: Do you kiss your toddler son or daughter? Have you seen what they put in their mouth? They touch EVERYTHING and lick their hands and then you kiss them.


2. A LOT of people look at their pets as kind of their "furry children". Do I think my dog is a person? No way. Do I love him more than I do most people, uh yep. I cant remember the last time I heard of a dog molesting a child, blowing up a building, or getting drunk and killing 5 people on the road. The more people I meet, the more I love my dog. And that's the gods honest truth.


Now, I admit to the fact that I dont have kids, so my perspective is different than someone that does. However I have nieces & nephews that I love a ton, and I wouldnt trade them for anything. If them licking my face was a socially normal practice, then I wouldnt have a problem with it. Its because I love them and I am not a pu$$y germophobe. I think its strange that so many people are blown away by the normal act of a loving animal towards their "family". Just my opinion, take it or leave it. :)
 
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I think most people, myself included don't get the "unconditional love" from a pet once you have children. To me a dog is pure maintaince with no fun. Not fun going in the yard to pick up dog crap. Then still not knowing if there is new crap or old crap you missed as you walk a cross the yard. Effectively making the yard useless. The dog hair on your clothes. On the furniture and all over the house. If the dog chews on things, nothing is safe. Even with bones around. My last dog didn't chew. But he scratched the hell out of my bedroom window sill from him jumping up to look when we came home. So there is some damage to the home. If you have a big dog like I had, forget about taking him with you camping. Then there are the vet bills, kennel bills and so on. And all for what. Links on the face..... nah. Not me
Don't get me wrong I like dogs. But I get nothing out of them for the expence and maintenance.
Now don't get me started on pools now. The other thing I will never have again!
 
This thread is too serious. Nobody liked Pumkin French kissing the giraffe? People are gross. As June would say, "It is what it is."
 
Wayne 'Dogging' from Wikepedia.....

Dogging is a British English slang term for engaging in sexual acts in a public or semi-public place or watching others doing so.[SUP][1][/SUP] There may be more than two participants; both group sex and gang banging can be included. As observation is encouraged, voyeurism and exhibitionism are closely associated with dogging. The two sets of people involved often meet either randomly or (increasingly) arrange to meet up beforehand over the Internet. [SUP][2][/SUP]
In September 2003 the BBC[SUP][3][/SUP] reported on the 'new' dogging craze. They cited the Internet and text messaging as common ways of organising meetings. The original definition of dogging – and which is still a closely related activity – is spying on couples having sex in a car or other public place.[SUP][4][/SUP]
There is some evidence on the Internet that the 'craze' has begun to spread to other countries, such as the United States, Canada,

And, NO, I dont, it came up in an episode of a Brit Series we enjoyed "being Human"
 
I like dogs. I have two of them. No face licking allowed....period.
 
Wayne 'Dogging' from Wikepedia.....

Dogging is a British English slang term for engaging in sexual acts in a public or semi-public place or watching others doing so.[SUP][1][/SUP] There may be more than two participants; both group sex and gang banging can be included. As observation is encouraged, voyeurism and exhibitionism are closely associated with dogging. The two sets of people involved often meet either randomly or (increasingly) arrange to meet up beforehand over the Internet. [SUP][2][/SUP]
In September 2003 the BBC[SUP][3][/SUP] reported on the 'new' dogging craze. They cited the Internet and text messaging as common ways of organising meetings. The original definition of dogging – and which is still a closely related activity – is spying on couples having sex in a car or other public place.[SUP][4][/SUP]
There is some evidence on the Internet that the 'craze' has begun to spread to other countries, such as the United States, Canada,

And, NO, I dont, it came up in an episode of a Brit Series we enjoyed "being Human"

Ian,
In this part of the northern hemisphere the term "dogging" refers to someone wasting time - usually at work. It's a shortened version of the term "dog fu**ing" or "fu**ing the dog". At work in our shop we are absolutely brutal on "doggers". If any new employee turns out to be a "dogger" he usually ends up running home to his Momma within the first few days.

Hmmm, now I'm wonderin'' how all this "dogger" business got started in the first place. Oh well, time to go to work. Incidentally, I'm the head of the "dogger" patrol in our shop.
 
I just don't get people letting a dog licking your face.

I see that and I wanna puke !!. :smt021


If I licked my nutz & azz would you still let me kiss you ??.


If you brushed your tooth and gargled with mouthwash I still wouldn’t let you kiss me:grin:
 
I guess a few boats are winterized...
 
Wayne 'Dogging' from Wikepedia.....

Dogging is a British English slang term for engaging in sexual acts in a public or semi-public place or watching others doing so.[SUP][1][/SUP] There may be more than two participants; both group sex and gang banging can be included. As observation is encouraged, voyeurism and exhibitionism are closely associated with dogging. The two sets of people involved often meet either randomly or (increasingly) arrange to meet up beforehand over the Internet. [SUP][2][/SUP]
In September 2003 the BBC[SUP][3][/SUP] reported on the 'new' dogging craze. They cited the Internet and text messaging as common ways of organising meetings. The original definition of dogging – and which is still a closely related activity – is spying on couples having sex in a car or other public place.[SUP][4][/SUP]
There is some evidence on the Internet that the 'craze' has begun to spread to other countries, such as the United States, Canada,

And, NO, I dont, it came up in an episode of a Brit Series we enjoyed "being Human"

I could not believe a British newpaper article on this very subject that someone brought into our office to show me, complete with pictures! I was so embarrassed when he asked me if I knew they did this "stuff" over there.............Sodom and Gomorrah again perhaps? [h=1][/h]
 
Never underestimate the power of boredom. Guilty I am....:smt101
 
I could not believe a British newpaper article on this very subject that someone brought into our office to show me, complete with pictures! I was so embarrassed when he asked me if I knew they did this "stuff" over there.............Sodom and Gomorrah again perhaps? [h=1][/h]

The first episode of the series of 'Being Human' that has the Robinson the guy from extreme fishing and blood in the wire in it, had a dogging group.

My wife and I were like, huh!, so I had to google it to find out what it was.


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I am a confessed animal lover. The unconditional love you get from them is awesome. When you get home from work and they are so excited to see you, I can't help but smile and let it wash the days junk away.

I can prove your dog loves you more than your wife does. Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour, when you open the trunk see which one tears your head off, or tries to lick you in the mouth!!!! Lol

For the record, as much as I love dogs and cats, I never allow them to lick me on purpose. Now, has a dog licked me in the mouth before, yep, did the world stop turning, nope. Wipe your mouth, say ah crap, and move on! Lol
 
Ian,
In this part of the northern hemisphere the term "dogging" refers to someone wasting time - usually at work. It's a shortened version of the term "dog fu**ing" or "fu**ing the dog". At work in our shop we are absolutely brutal on "doggers". If any new employee turns out to be a "dogger" he usually ends up running home to his Momma within the first few days.

Hmmm, now I'm wonderin'' how all this "dogger" business got started in the first place. Oh well, time to go to work. Incidentally, I'm the head of the "dogger" patrol in our shop.

Yeah, but i just have this picture in my mind now of wayne on his scooter with the rat turd, heading into a secluded carpark in the bush....................
 
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Come and get it!


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