Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

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For @Gofirstclass
"A piece of string slinks into a bar
The bartender yells "We don't serve your kind here!"
The string leaves, ties himself in a knot, fuzzes-up one end, and slinks back in
The bartender asks "Aren't you that piece of string I just ran out of here?"
The string replies "'Nope; 'fraid knot"
 
JimG said:
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
They're very good at it!

Why do elephants paint their balls red?
So they can hide in cherry trees!

What is the loudest sound in the forest?
Giraffes eating cherries!
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I'll probably get banned for this, but here we go anyway:

"What do elephants use for tampons?"
"Sheep"

"Why do elephants have trunks?"
"Sheep don't have strings!"
 
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