Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

Discussion in 'The Tiki Bar' started by The Bill Collector, May 6, 2009.

  1. Steve S

    Steve S Well-Known Member PLATINUM Sponsor

    Jun 5, 2007
    Northern IL.
    2000 400 Sedan Bridge with twin CAT 3116's

    2000 340 Sundancer - SOLD!
    210 Monaco 1987 - SOLD!
    Twin Caterpillar 3116's 350 HP straight drives
     
  2. Nater Potater

    Nater Potater Well-Known Member GOLD Sponsor

    Oct 19, 2020
    Southwest Idaho
    1992 300DA Sundancer
    Twin Merc Alpha I Gen II I/O's with 5.7 V8's
    [​IMG]
     
  3. ttmott

    ttmott PhD in OCD TECHNICAL Contributor GOLD Sponsor

    Apr 3, 2012
    Space Coast Florida
    2006 52 Sedan Bridge
    Cummins QSM11
    I'm sorry about forgetting your birthday but I know exactly what lug nuts are required on the left side of your 1970 Plymouth....
    me
     
  4. JayhawkCurtis

    JayhawkCurtis Well-Known Member

    May 24, 2021
    2004 Sea Ray 240 Sundeck
    350 Mag Mercruiser w/Bravo III Drive
  5. Steve S

    Steve S Well-Known Member PLATINUM Sponsor

    Jun 5, 2007
    Northern IL.
    2000 400 Sedan Bridge with twin CAT 3116's

    2000 340 Sundancer - SOLD!
    210 Monaco 1987 - SOLD!
    Twin Caterpillar 3116's 350 HP straight drives
  6. Steve S

    Steve S Well-Known Member PLATINUM Sponsor

    Jun 5, 2007
    Northern IL.
    2000 400 Sedan Bridge with twin CAT 3116's

    2000 340 Sundancer - SOLD!
    210 Monaco 1987 - SOLD!
    Twin Caterpillar 3116's 350 HP straight drives
  7. mrsrobinson

    mrsrobinson Well-Known Member SILVER Sponsor

    Mar 9, 2006
    Virginia, USA
    2001 Sea Ray 380DA
    3126 purring CATs
    Ha, that was my first concert, Bryan Adams opened for Foreigner.
     
    Nater Potater likes this.
  8. Nater Potater

    Nater Potater Well-Known Member GOLD Sponsor

    Oct 19, 2020
    Southwest Idaho
    1992 300DA Sundancer
    Twin Merc Alpha I Gen II I/O's with 5.7 V8's
    Not long after we were married, we saw him open for Journey!
     
    mrsrobinson likes this.
  9. Tripsdad

    Tripsdad Well-Known Member GOLD Sponsor

    561
    Sep 27, 2019
    Long Island, NY
    2006 360 Sundancer
    T 8.1L Horizons
    upload_2022-11-23_16-59-35.jpeg
     
    JayhawkCurtis and Nater Potater like this.
  10. Nater Potater

    Nater Potater Well-Known Member GOLD Sponsor

    Oct 19, 2020
    Southwest Idaho
    1992 300DA Sundancer
    Twin Merc Alpha I Gen II I/O's with 5.7 V8's
  11. mrsrobinson

    mrsrobinson Well-Known Member SILVER Sponsor

    Mar 9, 2006
    Virginia, USA
    2001 Sea Ray 380DA
    3126 purring CATs
    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art

    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob
     
  12. JayhawkCurtis

    JayhawkCurtis Well-Known Member

    May 24, 2021
    2004 Sea Ray 240 Sundeck
    350 Mag Mercruiser w/Bravo III Drive
    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying on the porch?

    matt
     
  13. Nater Potater

    Nater Potater Well-Known Member GOLD Sponsor

    Oct 19, 2020
    Southwest Idaho
    1992 300DA Sundancer
    Twin Merc Alpha I Gen II I/O's with 5.7 V8's
    In a pile of leaves?

    Rustle
     
  14. TonyQSC500

    TonyQSC500 Active Member

    132
    Jan 7, 2018
    Canton, Oh.
    sold 2007 44 sundancer. White hull with black stripe and canvas.
    Cummins QSC 500’s V-drives.
    If Spring showers bring mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring?

    Pilgrims
     
  15. Steve S

    Steve S Well-Known Member PLATINUM Sponsor

    Jun 5, 2007
    Northern IL.
    2000 400 Sedan Bridge with twin CAT 3116's

    2000 340 Sundancer - SOLD!
    210 Monaco 1987 - SOLD!
    Twin Caterpillar 3116's 350 HP straight drives
    upload_2022-11-24_19-28-34.png A
     
  16. JayhawkCurtis

    JayhawkCurtis Well-Known Member

    May 24, 2021
    2004 Sea Ray 240 Sundeck
    350 Mag Mercruiser w/Bravo III Drive
    Punctuation, careful with it

    269F29D2-1A35-4364-BD33-A5018FFBDB10.jpeg
     
  17. JayhawkCurtis

    JayhawkCurtis Well-Known Member

    May 24, 2021
    2004 Sea Ray 240 Sundeck
    350 Mag Mercruiser w/Bravo III Drive
  18. JayhawkCurtis

    JayhawkCurtis Well-Known Member

    May 24, 2021
    2004 Sea Ray 240 Sundeck
    350 Mag Mercruiser w/Bravo III Drive
    5EC6A812-86BD-408C-977E-B8FD3E4389B4.jpeg
     
    Tripsdad, northshore, MrHappy and 4 others like this.
  19. JayhawkCurtis

    JayhawkCurtis Well-Known Member

    May 24, 2021
    2004 Sea Ray 240 Sundeck
    350 Mag Mercruiser w/Bravo III Drive
    F7F87F24-6B4D-4A48-94F1-E5C3E2E61ED1.jpeg
     
    Tripsdad and Mauler34Rod like this.
  20. JMG

    JMG Active Member

    129
    Dec 28, 2018
    2006 Sea Ray 185 Sport
    4.3l Mercruiser
    Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua.
    As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman said to her friend,
    "Let's go over to that bar for a drink."
    The lady with the Chihuahua said,"We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."
    The one with the Doberman said,"Just watch, and do as I do."
    They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in. The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."
    The woman with the Doberman said,"You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
    The bouncer said,"A Doberman?"
    The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."
    The bouncer said, "OK, come on in."
    The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him that a Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more difficult, but thought, "What the heck," so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in.
    Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."
    The woman said,"You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
    The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"
    The woman with the Chihuahua said, ........

    "A Chihuahua? They gave me a f***ing Chihuahua?!"
     

Share This Page

Show Sidebar