For the fifth time a young man walks into the bank and deposits a very large amount of money. The bank manager askes the young man to step into his office so he can thank him for choosing his bank. After a long conversation the bank manager asked him how he can make so much money at his age. He looks at the manager and states I'm a gambler and I never loose. Really? The bank manager said. Young man says I'll prove it to you. Today is Monday $5,000 say's your balls will be twice the size by Friday twelve o'clock noon. The manager agrees the young man said I have to feel them now so I Will know they have changed. The manager a bit reluctant agrees figuring $5,000 is a lot of money. The young guy feels his balls then leaves. Manager keeps checking himself up till Friday nothing has changed. Relieved he is excited when the young guy returns just before twelve noon. As he walks into the office, he has well-dressed older gentleman with him. Not caring the bank manager blurts out you owe me $5000 nothing has changed. The young guy reaches over at twelve noon cups the managers balls to check. At this moment the gentleman with him passes out. The manager says see you loose you owe me $5,000. That is true, Although I bet the gentleman that passed out
$20,000 I would have the bank manager by the balls Friday at noon
$20,000 I would have the bank manager by the balls Friday at noon
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