Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

For the fifth time a young man walks into the bank and deposits a very large amount of money. The bank manager askes the young man to step into his office so he can thank him for choosing his bank. After a long conversation the bank manager asked him how he can make so much money at his age. He looks at the manager and states I'm a gambler and I never loose. Really? The bank manager said. Young man says I'll prove it to you. Today is Monday $5,000 say's your balls will be twice the size by Friday twelve o'clock noon. The manager agrees the young man said I have to feel them now so I Will know they have changed. The manager a bit reluctant agrees figuring $5,000 is a lot of money. The young guy feels his balls then leaves. Manager keeps checking himself up till Friday nothing has changed. Relieved he is excited when the young guy returns just before twelve noon. As he walks into the office, he has well-dressed older gentleman with him. Not caring the bank manager blurts out you owe me $5000 nothing has changed. The young guy reaches over at twelve noon cups the managers balls to check. At this moment the gentleman with him passes out. The manager says see you loose you owe me $5,000. That is true, Although I bet the gentleman that passed out
$20,000 I would have the bank manager by the balls Friday at noon
 
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The "number 2" tops it off
 
A guy goes to the doctor with a list of complaints. After tests and blood work the doctor calls him into the office.

"Sir, I'm afraid it doesn't look good, you have monkeypox."

"Oh no, what do I do?" The man said.

"Well, I recommend you go to Mexico for a couple of weeks. Eat lots of spicy local food, drink lots of beer and tequila, and make sure to drink gallons of the local public water", said the doctor.

"Really? And that will cure me?", said the man.

The doctor replied, "I doubt it, but it will certainly remind you what your asshole is actually for."
 
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One looks up and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"

When do you punch a midget in a nudist colony? When he tells your girlfriend her hair smells nice.
 
What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A Rottweiler

How do you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving

Seriously though, not all lawyers are worthy of such disdain. After all, it's the 99% of lawyers that give the other 1% a bad name.
 
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