Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[Gofirstclass]

Hmmmm, I think someone already f'd her brians out.

It's a good thing she knows how to use her vagina because with spelling like that she's never going to rise above a burger flipping job.

 

[DougLas]

A young boy showed up at the fire station with his new pedal fire truck telling the firemen he wanted to join. So to humor him the firemen inspected his little fire truck. One of the firemen noticed the ladders on he side and the bell on the front to ring also the red light that flashed. He complemented the young boy on how the fire truck was well set up. Then noticing a cat sitting in the seat next to the young boy, The firemen looked at him and said why would you have a cat sitting next to you instead of a dog? I have to have the cat. You see: "When I pull the cats tail he's my siren."

 

[The Bill Collector]

I bet he sticks the landing...

 

[MrHappy]

 

[Gofirstclass]

Constipated? This will scare the crap out of ya!

 

[TimW]

Constipated? This will scare the crap out of ya!

When (IF) I woke up after that I’d kick the $h!t outta the culprit!!!

 

[MonacoMike]

Constipated? This will scare the crap out of ya!

That is what happens when you eat the worm out of the bottle of tequila.

 

[Gofirstclass]

That is what happens when you eat the worm out of the bottle of tequila.

Mike, I've done that for years. Does that mean that snake is in my future just waiting for me?

 

[ClarkGriswold]

This hit like the kind of crotchety old man meme that plays well around these parts!
(Apologies if this is a repeat…)

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[OllieC]

 

[Blueone]

Bar by the boat

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[MrHappy]

 

[Hoplite808]

 

[mratlndmrk]

 

[Shoyrtt]

I need one of these signs for the November election