Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

[ErikE]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[Pirate Lady]

 

[Pirate Lady]

FOR BLUEONE YOU CAN RELATE ! View attachment 128013

I just had wife order me this shirt! It has a SeaRay Cruiser below the words, really.

 

[OllieC]

 

[OllieC]

 

[Gofirstclass]

Went fishing the other day and got an unusual catch so I took a photo of it to share with y'all.

 

[TimW]

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I think we’re mighty close to a President Camacho administration now!!!!

 

[Hoplite808]

The cow did...

 

[northshore]

 

[Blueone]

 

[Nater Potater]

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Brawndo has electrolytes!

 

[DougLas]

A drug agent knocks on the old farmers door showing him his badge saying this gives me the right to search your property looking for marijuana. The old farmer walking with the agent told him don't go in that field. After hearing this he knew he was going in that field. As the agent was in the field looking for marijuana a huge bull came charging after him. Running to the farmer the agent yells out what should I do?
The old farmer laughing out load yells at the agent. "SHOW THAT SON OF BITCH YOUR BADGE!!"

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[Gofirstclass]

 

[Gofirstclass]

 

[northshore]

I have a buddy who is a gourmet chef.
We were going to get him this:

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]