Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

[ErikE]

 

[fr8dog]

 

[mratlndmrk]

 

[Carpediem44DB]

 

[Carpediem44DB]

 

[Carpediem44DB]

 

[fr8dog]

 

[Carpediem44DB]

 

[MrHappy]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[The Bill Collector]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[see ray]

FOR BLUEONE YOU CAN RELATE !

 

[OllieC]

I was pulled over by a state trooper a couple of years ago in a rural MN area. I assumed my speed was correct but wasn’t and was pulled over. This officer was stunning. I thought I was a going to be costar in a XXX movie out in farm country - hot cop, no one around, stop and frisk (I was wishing) , etc. She let me off.

 

[tc410]

I was pulled over by a state trooper a couple of years ago in a rural MN area. I assumed my speed was correct but wasn’t and was pulled over. This officer was stunning. I thought I was a going to be costar in a XXX movie out in farm country - hot cop, no one around, stop and frisk (I was wishing) , etc. She let me off.

So in other words, you got off.

 

[Halfhitch]

.......she told me to turn around......she stuck two 38s in my back....she had a gun too.

Dragnet 1960s

 

[Creekwood]

I was pulled over by a state trooper a couple of years ago in a rural MN area. I assumed my speed was correct but wasn’t and was pulled over. This officer was stunning. I thought I was a going to be costar in a XXX movie out in farm country - hot cop, no one around, stop and frisk (I was wishing) , etc. She let me off.

She was probably thinking the same thing as she chased you down and pulled you over. Then got one look at you, and let you go. The next guy got his XXX fantasy! (Come on, its a joke thread, take no offense )

 

[TimW]

So in other words, you got off.

Or, a happy ending is a happy ending



Just missing the massage in this case!