I met a 99%er this morning AND I'M PI$$ED!!!

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Gofirstclass

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I met a 99%’er this morning and I’m PI$$ED.

For about the past 15-18 years (neither of us can remember) I’ve met with a friend of mine every Thursday morning at 6:00 a.m. for coffee. It’s just a chance to keep in touch with each other, see what the other is up to, and exchange funny stories and tall tales.

This morning I stopped at WalMart on the way to meet him because I needed to pick up a couple of things. There weren’t many cars in the parking lot at 5:30 so finding a place close to the store wasn’t a problem. I parked a couple of stalls away from an old, beat up Piece of Crap Ranger Pickup, locked my car and went in.

When I came out about 15 minutes later the pickup was gone but someone had planted a huge hawker on the driver’s door window. (By way of an explanation, a “hawker” is when you are as smoker, clear your throat waaaay down deep, and come up with all that brown crap that lives in your lungs.)

Now that REALLY PI$$ED ME OFF.

I can only imagine the low life MF who came out to his Piece of Crap Ranger and, probably being one of the 99%ers who’s pi$$ed off at the 1%ers who have worked for what they own, and decided to show me his contempt for everything my lifestyle represents. As long as I’m letting my imagination run wild, I can further imagine that this low life piece of crap feeds on the class warfare bullcrap that Obama is spewing and feels that because I drive a BMW and he drives a beat up, piece of crap truck, that I somehow OWE him something. He probably feels that I should share my wealth with him, or at least I should PAY for having nice things while he doesn’t.

So, Mr. PIECE OF CRAP 99%er, I hope you feel better for yourself. Just so you know, I went through a $.25 car wash and spend a whole dollar to clean your hawker off my windshield. I was inconvenienced a whole dollar and about 5 minutes.

Am I still pi$$ed? YOU BET YOUR PIECE OF CRAP LITTLE ARSE I AM. I hope you slip on the ice today and break your friggin skull. No, actually I don’t because then you’d go to the hospital and, because you’re an out of work fu**er who doesn’t have any insurance I, and all of us who work or worked for a living would end up paying for your sorry arse.

Merry f’ing Christmas you piece of ****.

Rant Off!

Merry Christmas to the rest of the 1%ers!!!
 
Sorry that I am laughin hard.....nice description of events.........I cant wait to hear the therapy coming...........
 
I bet the Wally World security cameras caught him in action and his license plate number, too...You could have some fun with that.
 
Normally I stay away from Drama.....but I have to say, considering the season the timing of your rant, leaves me wanting to say something. First of all ALL you have done is Assume and you know what that says about you. Secondly that conjecture is totally off base.....and you may have had other issues bothering you that is causing you to go off on someone you don't know and can't prove did anything. And then to bring politics into it seems even more bizzare, what the heck does any of that have to do with what happened to you?

Someone got up on the wrong side of the bed or didn't get any this year........CALM DOWN and take your meds.

As my father once told me....."Believe half of what you see and non of what you hear"

I wish you a Merrry Christmas and hope that you don't take this out on any of your family.
 
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Sorry about that, I didn't mean for it to land on your car.
 
I stay away from Walmart and the DMV... It must very hard for you to live the socialist NW... Now Alaska or Texas, that's the place where you will find true capitalist and libertarians... It surprise me that people are so stupid, to believe that someone else is to blame for their own problems... I have no to time or thoughts to spend on the Occupy anarchist... They all should be shipped to gitmo... I would rather have the terrorist pumping my gas in NJ over the idiots that think they deserve something for nothing...
 
Gofirstclass said:
I met a 99%’er this morning and I’m PI$$ED.

For about the past 15-18 years (neither of us can remember) I’ve met with a friend of mine every Thursday morning at 6:00 a.m. for coffee. It’s just a chance to keep in touch with each other, see what the other is up to, and exchange funny stories and tall tales.

This morning I stopped at WalMart on the way to meet him because I needed to pick up a couple of things. There weren’t many cars in the parking lot at 5:30 so finding a place close to the store wasn’t a problem. I parked a couple of stalls away from an old, beat up Piece of Crap Ranger Pickup, locked my car and went in.

When I came out about 15 minutes later the pickup was gone but someone had planted a huge hawker on the driver’s door window. (By way of an explanation, a “hawker” is when you are as smoker, clear your throat waaaay down deep, and come up with all that brown crap that lives in your lungs.)

Now that REALLY PI$$ED ME OFF.

I can only imagine the low life MF who came out to his Piece of Crap Ranger and, probably being one of the 99%ers who’s pi$$ed off at the 1%ers who have worked for what they own, and decided to show me his contempt for everything my lifestyle represents. As long as I’m letting my imagination run wild, I can further imagine that this low life piece of crap feeds on the class warfare bullcrap that Obama is spewing and feels that because I drive a BMW and he drives a beat up, piece of crap truck, that I somehow OWE him something. He probably feels that I should share my wealth with him, or at least I should PAY for having nice things while he doesn’t.

So, Mr. PIECE OF CRAP 99%er, I hope you feel better for yourself. Just so you know, I went through a $.25 car wash and spend a whole dollar to clean your hawker off my windshield. I was inconvenienced a whole dollar and about 5 minutes.

Am I still pi$$ed? YOU BET YOUR PIECE OF CRAP LITTLE ARSE I AM. I hope you slip on the ice today and break your friggin skull. No, actually I don’t because then you’d go to the hospital and, because you’re an out of work fu**er who doesn’t have any insurance I, and all of us who work or worked for a living would end up paying for your sorry arse.

Merry f’ing Christmas you piece of ****.

Rant Off!

Merry Christmas to the rest of the 1%ers!!!
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Very well said. IT is what it is with crap like that.
 
Interesting observation. At the risk of blantant thread jacking, and because I'm bored without my boat, I wanted to follow the thought. Without any objective data to support it, I seem to find that (even in a forum as pro-individual as boating) the personal politics seem geographical. Left coast, Canada, NZ, rust belt seem to have a more decidedly "blue" approach than the sunbelt/heartland/Aus and sort of below the 35th parallel. There are certainly exceptions, but the trend seems to be clear (although there may not be enough events to plot). If that is true, I wonder if the same pattern holds true in other forums...such as gardening and Priuses...such as "In Amarillo, we grow our OWN d%$$ gladiolas...keep your grubby a&^ commune fertilizer to yourself" and "Here in Portland, we all buy our oil filters as a group and share shipping".(1)

rcknecht said:
I stay away from Walmart and the DMV... It must very hard for you to live the socialist NW... Now Alaska or Texas, that's the place where you will find true capitalist and libertarians...
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(1) For the record, I have no idea if gladiolas actually grow in Amarillo or if Priuses have oil filters.
 
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Gofirstclass said:
I met a 99%’er this morning and I’m PI$$ED.

For about the past 15-18 years (neither of us can remember) I’ve met with a friend of mine every Thursday morning at 6:00 a.m. for coffee. It’s just a chance to keep in touch with each other, see what the other is up to, and exchange funny stories and tall tales.

This morning I stopped at WalMart on the way to meet him because I needed to pick up a couple of things. There weren’t many cars in the parking lot at 5:30 so finding a place close to the store wasn’t a problem. I parked a couple of stalls away from an old, beat up Piece of Crap Ranger Pickup, locked my car and went in.

When I came out about 15 minutes later the pickup was gone but someone had planted a huge hawker on the driver’s door window. (By way of an explanation, a “hawker” is when you are as smoker, clear your throat waaaay down deep, and come up with all that brown crap that lives in your lungs.)

Now that REALLY PI$$ED ME OFF.

I can only imagine the low life MF who came out to his Piece of Crap Ranger and, probably being one of the 99%ers who’s pi$$ed off at the 1%ers who have worked for what they own, and decided to show me his contempt for everything my lifestyle represents. As long as I’m letting my imagination run wild, I can further imagine that this low life piece of crap feeds on the class warfare bullcrap that Obama is spewing and feels that because I drive a BMW and he drives a beat up, piece of crap truck, that I somehow OWE him something. He probably feels that I should share my wealth with him, or at least I should PAY for having nice things while he doesn’t.

So, Mr. PIECE OF CRAP 99%er, I hope you feel better for yourself. Just so you know, I went through a $.25 car wash and spend a whole dollar to clean your hawker off my windshield. I was inconvenienced a whole dollar and about 5 minutes.

Am I still pi$$ed? YOU BET YOUR PIECE OF CRAP LITTLE ARSE I AM. I hope you slip on the ice today and break your friggin skull. No, actually I don’t because then you’d go to the hospital and, because you’re an out of work fu**er who doesn’t have any insurance I, and all of us who work or worked for a living would end up paying for your sorry arse.

Merry f’ing Christmas you piece of ****.

Rant Off!

Merry Christmas to the rest of the 1%ers!!!
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Really? I guess you assume it was a poor person because it was at a walmart? Maybe, but I think your use of the 99% as a jab at the OWS protesters is pretty low brow, fox news-ish BS.

Don't get me wrong, the sob that spit on your car is an a$$hole and if you found him I would hold him while you kicked the crap out of him. But the 99%, OWS tone in your rant was really unnecessary.
 
Have you ever see the "People of Walmart" emails that go around? I've see drug deals go down in those parking lots. Its not worth the pennies that you save.
 
moparlvr4406 said:
what the hell do you drive that he hated so bad ???
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BMW 330i Convertible.

And yes, I did make many assumptions in my rant, but you know what...I probably was spot on. Why would someone go out of their way to toss a hawker on a car? And not just "on a car" but right on the driver's side window. And yes, had I caught him I'd have beaten the crap out of him. I didn't forget all the stuff I learned in hand-to-hand tactics I learned in 15 years in law enforcement.

But no, I don't take this out on my family. I haven't mentioned it to GW and I won't. No need wrapping her up in my being pi$$ed off, which, by the way, I'm now over.

PackDaddy, no, I didn't assume it was a poor person because it was WalMart, I assumed it was a poor person because of his piece of crap, beat to sh1t Ranger pickup. It just happened to be at WM.

SeaRay 215 said:
First of all ALL you have done is Assume and you know what that says about you. Secondly that conjecture is totally off base.....and you may have had other issues bothering you that is causing you to go off on someone you don't know and can't prove did anything. And then to bring politics into it seems even more bizzare, what the heck does any of that have to do with what happened to you?
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So, who is making assumptions now when you say my conjecture is totally off base? It's 5:30 in the morning, there aren't but a dozen or so cars in the parking lot, and the only one parked anywhere close to me is that piece of crap Ranger pickup, and it happend to be gone when I came out of the store. I wasn't trying to PROVE anything. I lined up several bits of circumstantial evidence and deduced that it likely was the driver of the Ranger.

And a further assumption on my part was that the driver of that piece of crap Ranger probably wasn't in the 1% that the OWS arseholes are protesting against.

Soapm, yes, I have seen the drug deals and for the record, I HATE WALMART with a passion; they're not cheap, there's zero customer service and I could go on and on with the reasons. But at 5:30 in the morning there ain't too damn many places open.

rcknecht, you're right about this being a socialist state. Geographically, about 80% of the state is conservative and votes that way. Unfortunately the 20% that isn't holds over half the population of the state and votes socialist, errrr, I mean liberal.
 
This is the wrong forum. This has nothing to do with boating in general. This should be a Tiki thread.
 
I don't think it was the poor guy, poor people like to clean windows. I've seen them run along side moving vehicles because they like to get them windows clean. Maybe it was a driveby loogie. Or maybe it was a sick bird, they have no respect for the property of the rich.
 
Come on over to the Walmart in my neck of the woods if you want to see some funny things.

I stay away from there unless I can order the product online and go to the back for quick pickup.
 
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