Gofirstclass
Well-Known Member
I met a 99%’er this morning and I’m PI$$ED.
For about the past 15-18 years (neither of us can remember) I’ve met with a friend of mine every Thursday morning at 6:00 a.m. for coffee. It’s just a chance to keep in touch with each other, see what the other is up to, and exchange funny stories and tall tales.
This morning I stopped at WalMart on the way to meet him because I needed to pick up a couple of things. There weren’t many cars in the parking lot at 5:30 so finding a place close to the store wasn’t a problem. I parked a couple of stalls away from an old, beat up Piece of Crap Ranger Pickup, locked my car and went in.
When I came out about 15 minutes later the pickup was gone but someone had planted a huge hawker on the driver’s door window. (By way of an explanation, a “hawker” is when you are as smoker, clear your throat waaaay down deep, and come up with all that brown crap that lives in your lungs.)
Now that REALLY PI$$ED ME OFF.
I can only imagine the low life MF who came out to his Piece of Crap Ranger and, probably being one of the 99%ers who’s pi$$ed off at the 1%ers who have worked for what they own, and decided to show me his contempt for everything my lifestyle represents. As long as I’m letting my imagination run wild, I can further imagine that this low life piece of crap feeds on the class warfare bullcrap that Obama is spewing and feels that because I drive a BMW and he drives a beat up, piece of crap truck, that I somehow OWE him something. He probably feels that I should share my wealth with him, or at least I should PAY for having nice things while he doesn’t.
So, Mr. PIECE OF CRAP 99%er, I hope you feel better for yourself. Just so you know, I went through a $.25 car wash and spend a whole dollar to clean your hawker off my windshield. I was inconvenienced a whole dollar and about 5 minutes.
Am I still pi$$ed? YOU BET YOUR PIECE OF CRAP LITTLE ARSE I AM. I hope you slip on the ice today and break your friggin skull. No, actually I don’t because then you’d go to the hospital and, because you’re an out of work fu**er who doesn’t have any insurance I, and all of us who work or worked for a living would end up paying for your sorry arse.
Merry f’ing Christmas you piece of ****.
Rant Off!
Merry Christmas to the rest of the 1%ers!!!
For about the past 15-18 years (neither of us can remember) I’ve met with a friend of mine every Thursday morning at 6:00 a.m. for coffee. It’s just a chance to keep in touch with each other, see what the other is up to, and exchange funny stories and tall tales.
This morning I stopped at WalMart on the way to meet him because I needed to pick up a couple of things. There weren’t many cars in the parking lot at 5:30 so finding a place close to the store wasn’t a problem. I parked a couple of stalls away from an old, beat up Piece of Crap Ranger Pickup, locked my car and went in.
When I came out about 15 minutes later the pickup was gone but someone had planted a huge hawker on the driver’s door window. (By way of an explanation, a “hawker” is when you are as smoker, clear your throat waaaay down deep, and come up with all that brown crap that lives in your lungs.)
Now that REALLY PI$$ED ME OFF.
I can only imagine the low life MF who came out to his Piece of Crap Ranger and, probably being one of the 99%ers who’s pi$$ed off at the 1%ers who have worked for what they own, and decided to show me his contempt for everything my lifestyle represents. As long as I’m letting my imagination run wild, I can further imagine that this low life piece of crap feeds on the class warfare bullcrap that Obama is spewing and feels that because I drive a BMW and he drives a beat up, piece of crap truck, that I somehow OWE him something. He probably feels that I should share my wealth with him, or at least I should PAY for having nice things while he doesn’t.
So, Mr. PIECE OF CRAP 99%er, I hope you feel better for yourself. Just so you know, I went through a $.25 car wash and spend a whole dollar to clean your hawker off my windshield. I was inconvenienced a whole dollar and about 5 minutes.
Am I still pi$$ed? YOU BET YOUR PIECE OF CRAP LITTLE ARSE I AM. I hope you slip on the ice today and break your friggin skull. No, actually I don’t because then you’d go to the hospital and, because you’re an out of work fu**er who doesn’t have any insurance I, and all of us who work or worked for a living would end up paying for your sorry arse.
Merry f’ing Christmas you piece of ****.
Rant Off!
Merry Christmas to the rest of the 1%ers!!!