bringing a potbelly pig on boat

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cpt. sundancer said:
Norcal boater,I guess you cant help being an ass,that is just in your nature.Many people around this world have pets,some,exotic and some more mainstream. I guess when you live in a crappy state like cal. you have crappy views on things. glad you have a boat,happy flooding,mudslides,earthquakes,gangs,smog and a state that is drowning in dept. We wont be thinking of you next spring when we go boating on our great beaches,clean water and boaters that we meet who all love our pet potbellied pig,KOJACK happy holidays :smt001
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Easy there Chief! You don't want to start a battle between CA and MN do you? If you have a beef with one person's views on pigs, you don't have to drag us all down! BTW, it is silly to take a pig on a boat!
 
#284 replies about a pig on a boat. :smt021.

When I was younger I had a few [ Bar ] pigs on my parents boat. :grin:
 
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Four Suns said:
You need to come checkout the eastern shore of Virginia...
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Gary there were so many things I could have said there that I couldn't decide which one to choose. You know....like a target rich environment.

Maybe in their area no one really notices its a real pig on their boat. Folks probably just think its one of the locals.
 
sfergson727 said:
I was thinking, this could work to get the pig on the boat!!! You'd have to increase the strength of the materials to account for the weight, but I really think this is promising and would be a blast.

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Just think, your own "Pigapult"

I've tested one at my home, I guess they call them "Cat"apults for a reason. Can't say more as I might incriminate myself on the upcoming investigation....
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Maybe they could contract one of those guys that do the punkin chunkin to build them something. Actually I am seeing a new event here. A pigapult into a moving boat. The difficulty factor would increase with the speed of the boat.
 
All i can say is most of you on this site are closed minded and too prissy to even own an animal. you might get your over priced boat dirty. So anal about your boat that you are worried that your antennas are not perfectly verticle and probably have signs on bathroom doors saying no poop. most of you,not all,are this way. probably go in for a pedicure and manicure. spookey is one of the most down to earth people on here,she has different animals that are a part of her family and I am sure, would not take kindly the remarks you have given me. sorry that i cannot perform the magic that she does to boats to get the repect you give her. But I did serve in combat to defend our great country and your way of life while you where out on your boat drinking a martini or whatever.:smt021 hope I didnt fuel the fire too much...lol :smt024
 
cpt. sundancer said:
All i can say is most of you on this site are closed minded and too prissy to even own an animal. you might get your over priced boat dirty. So anal about your boat that you are worried that your antennas are not perfectly verticle and probably have signs on bathroom doors saying no poop. most of you,not all,are this way. probably go in for a pedicure and manicure. spookey is one of the most down to earth people on here,she has different animals that are a part of her family and I am sure, would not take kindly the remarks you have given me. sorry that i cannot perform the magic that she does to boats to get the repect you give her. But I did serve in combat to defend our great country and your way of life while you where out on your boat drinking a martini or whatever.:smt021 hope I didnt fuel the fire too much...lol :smt024
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I'll have you know that I have animals on my boat...

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Only if they sport the latest in harnesses from Nantucket and get a pedicure twice a year though. And we used to have a cat that would take a dump in my shoes every day and I was nice enough to take it out fishing on the boat one time after that.

So not only do you have a pig on your boat, but your antennas are crooked, you have toe fungus, you don't flush, you can't spell and your boat is dirty?

Speaking of pigs.. did you ever watch the "Pigs in Space" skits on the muppets in the 70's?
 
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cpt. sundancer said:
All i can say is most of you on this site are closed minded and too prissy to even own an animal. you might get your over priced boat dirty. So anal about your boat that you are worried that your antennas are not perfectly verticle and probably have signs on bathroom doors saying no poop. most of you,not all,are this way. probably go in for a pedicure and manicure. spookey is one of the most down to earth people on here,she has different animals that are a part of her family and I am sure, would not take kindly the remarks you have given me. sorry that i cannot perform the magic that she does to boats to get the repect you give her. But I did serve in combat to defend our great country and your way of life while you where out on your boat drinking a martini or whatever.:smt021 hope I didnt fuel the fire too much...lol :smt024
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There ya go again Capt. Pigdowner tallkin' through your a$$. Most of us on this site own and boat with dogs on our prissy boats. Do a search for dogs on boats and you will see thousands of posts. Do a search for pigs on boats (4 legged) and until your brilliant request, there were none.

I boat with 2 very large dogs that have the run of the boat. I know Gary boats with 2 dogs as well. So what.

Now, as for defending our country so I can drink martinis, I don't drink martinis.
 
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I guess that I am a little late getting to this thread.
What is it all about? Carrying a whole pig onto a boat?
We never do that. We just carry a couple of ham sandwiches onto the boat.
Is this something new, where someone brings a whole pig to a boat-in pig roast?
You know, something like a “Pigapalooza”? Do you all serve Martinis at these Pigapaloozas?
And, why is that guy, “Cpt Hamsandwich”, calling everybody names?
This is a very strange thread!
 
Let me help Cpt. Sundancer here... I was thinking, It would just piss Gary off to no end.....

So I'm going to try to load up Sexy Horse and the woolly donkey Jill on the 270 this summer. "Photos will come" Can't you see me now, just sailing by all the hot hangout spots, Donkey braying, Hose whinnying.
Awww it will be great. Heck,,,maybe a Pigs oinking.
Hell come to think of it,,,I may just bring a rooster or 2.

 

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I was thinking the Hose you pick up at the bar Gary ;)
 
And why are all of those hose whinnying anyway? Their panties too tight?
 
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