An android phone and you have had sex?…… now you are just showing offThis reminded me of a girl I once dated, and the "fist time" we "did it". She said "OMG are you inside me?" I thought "Wow, that is not what a man really wants to hear the first time..."
I shared this with her later and she said "Oh, no, it was not you, it had been so long I just could believe it was happening".