What is your occupation?

I have added porn star to my resume since then. Only straight sex, no donkeys or midgets. Various food products are ok, however.
 
Contractor/engineer/developer of commercial and industrial properties, masquarading as a boating writer.
 
That's right, I thought I saw you on the set yesterday.

:wow: we didnt umm....ya know...do stuff together, did we? There were all sorts of hands and body parts everywhere.
 
Retired police officer/detective and for the past 11 years have been a personal assistant to a very wealthy retired Fortune 100 executive.
Pay his bills, make his travel plans and am the middle-man for the maintenance of his homes, cars, etc.
The best part is he spends his winters in Florida so I work from fax and emails half of the year.

I only wish he spent his summers away from me so I could spend more time on the water.:grin:
 
I have added porn star to my resume since then. Only straight sex, no donkeys or midgets. Various food products are ok, however.


Yes I am his pimp. Please contact me for any special requests or upcoming parties:) And yes only straight sex. Meaning no bulls... just cows!
 
Main occupation is trying not to pi** off my wife, just as it says in my profile.

Best regards,
Frank C
 
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I wonder if Top Poster on this board counts as an occupation? :huh:

Even so, it won't be long before Gary takes my job. :smt089
 
Retired from the NYPD (Deputy Inspector) after 25 years, and currently do Private Investigations and consulting.
 

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