Well my account was hacked (-$300)

[Blueone]

When i bought my boat it was for $10,000. Im in New Jersey and bought it from a guy in Long Island on e bay. So went to the bank and got $10,000 out of my account. Not knowing i should have called before hand they only had about $5,000 in 100's and the rest in 50's and 20's. Well im a cop in NJ so i put the drug lord stash in a duffel bag with my off duty weapon and made the trip. Not thinking when i got there i would unzip the bag and scare the shit out of the guy with a bag of cash and a loaded gun. Im like o shit, sorry pal im a cop its ok. My wife looks at me and gives me that " ya dope " look a wife can give and we all just start laughing. Buying a boat stories are the best

I was on the receiving end of a similar story where the guy came...we launched the boat at a ramp...took him for a ride 5 minutes in he says he will take it. Get back to ramp load up boat and he brings over a bag with $40k in cash. I said you have to be kidding... I said lets go to my house around the corner and count it...he said no way. I counted it in the back of the suburban in a parking lot....switched the trailer and he was gone. My wife took the bag to the bank and they gave her all kinds of grief... we knew the bank so they were okay in the end...but said don't do that again

 

[ZZ13]

I was on the receiving end of a similar story where the guy came...we launched the boat at a ramp...took him for a ride 5 minutes in he says he will take it. Get back to ramp load up boat and he brings over a bag with $40k in cash. I said you have to be kidding... I said lets go to my house around the corner and count it...he said no way. I counted it in the back of the suburban in a parking lot....switched the trailer and he was gone. My wife took the bag to the bank and they gave her all kinds of grief... we knew the bank so they were okay in the end...but said don't do that again

This story makes me think of Good Girls....