she is wearin' me out...

searay40dad

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Oct 23, 2006
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Western KY/Panama City FL
Boat Info
2001 480 Sedan Bridge w/ Novurania RIB
Engines
660 hp CAT 3196's
pillows...I've never seen so many @#&!!% pillows on a boat in my life. when we picked our boat up a few weeks ago, my crew counted 32 pillows on the boat. i'm not kidding either. master AND guest stateroom EACH had 2 full length body pillows, 3 reg pillows, and 3 decorator pillows for pretty-ness. the 3rd stateroom had 4 throw pillows for EACH twin bunk. Dinette had one pillow for each seat. and the couch, 3 pillows at each end. T-h-i-r-t-y T-w-o pillows. thats nearly 1/3 of a hundred.

I'm taking all this grief from my boating friends (foo-foo this, foo-foo that; pillow-boy; USS pillow; "you'd gain 4 mph if you'd get rid of 20-25 of those pillows"; ...that sort of thing), so, I ask my wife if she could maybe do something about the pillow extravagance. so, last weekend she takes 11 pillows home and I'm likin' it. ~33% decline in pillows.

Loaded up the SUV last night, we're taking back 8. of course they are alot "prettier" now. at least I'm under 30 now. women.
 
Good Lord man, you own a 48 footer with twin Cat's. Let her have her pillows, If she feels good on board your boating life will be much happier. When other make fun of you just rev them Cat's up and let them suck diesel fumes.
 
Get a bunch of girls on board to have a pillow fight in bikinis.

...that would definitely solve the dilemma...as i wouldnt own the 480 very long thanks to the settlement.

ok, she can have the pillows but if one ever shows up in the engine room---game over.
 
It ain't over yet. Next item? The fine cushion head seat! You know the kind that when you sit on it all the air comes out. With of course a pretty toilet seat cover........................:lol::smt043:smt100
 
I would gladly trade you pillows for my kids misfit toys. My wife is always bringing down toys/swimming stuff and stuff she no longer wants at the house... And I only have a 300DA!

If you need flippers, goggles, or any kind of floating device from animals to strawberry shortcake floaties to every noodle color ever made, feel free to come by and help yourself! This also goes for princess make up kits, old remote control toys and non-current childrens books.
 
And I thought I was the only boater with a boat that resembled a brothel in Paris!

All I can say is "fight the battles you can win and ignore the others, lif is too short".

I do like the idea of the bikini pillow fight though.
 
i dont have any on my 160 we can swap boats no problem!
 

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