tdappleman
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Might need more - I'm pretty sure I saw a brown wrinkle! :smt101:smt089
Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em
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Might need more - I'm pretty sure I saw a brown wrinkle! :smt101:smt089
katricol
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Jack f.... you are baaaaaad !!!!!!!!
Jack F
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I think thats the only place botox hasn't hit...
Jack F
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I know..can't help it, she's an easy target :lol:
skibum
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Jack, next time I come up there to visit my relatives, I'm gonna buy you a beer. Ever get to the Onset Bay Blues Cafe? I think you are the only person from that area that I have ever agreed with on anything political...
Jack F
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No I haven't but if you come up I'll meet you for a few.Thiers more of us than you think, just not enough to make a difference unfortunately.
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Jack F
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Jack F
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ditto do you keep your boat at Hyannis??
wish2fish
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Always Check Your Child's Homework
(Here's the reply the teacher received the following day)
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs.. Smith
(Here's the reply the teacher received the following day)
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs.. Smith
Arizona240DA
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Good God that is funny!!!
Jack F
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What's more dumb than a box of rocks?
The hippy that carries it across the country
How do you get a one armed hippy out of a tree?
Pass him the joint...
How do you get 20 hippies into a phone booth?
Throw in a joint.
How do you get them out?
Throw in a bar of soap.
Why are hippies like bears?
They both hug, eat honey and **** in the woods.
How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in sleeping bags.
Why do so many hippies live in Eugene, Oregon?
There's no work there.
Why did the hippy cross the road?
Who else would follow a chicken around?
Where can you hide money from a hippy?
Under a bar of soap
Why did the hippy cross the road?
Because someone told him not to...
Why did the hippy jump off a cliff?
He read a book that said truth lies over the edge,
he also forgot the meaning of the word context
How do you tell if a hippy chick is on the rag?
She's only got one sock.
You Might Be A Hippy If ...
There's people you consider family and you don't know their last name.
What's the best thing about picking a hippy up?
Dropping them off
How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None they don't screw in light bulbs they screw in volkswagons...
How do you know a hippy is visiting you?
They still haven't left yet....
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippy?
He was too far out, man!
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi
How do you know a hippy has been staying at your house?
He's still there.
What did the hippy say after the drugs wore off?
'Man, this music sucks!'
The hippy that carries it across the country
How do you get a one armed hippy out of a tree?
Pass him the joint...
How do you get 20 hippies into a phone booth?
Throw in a joint.
How do you get them out?
Throw in a bar of soap.
Why are hippies like bears?
They both hug, eat honey and **** in the woods.
How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in sleeping bags.
Why do so many hippies live in Eugene, Oregon?
There's no work there.
Why did the hippy cross the road?
Who else would follow a chicken around?
Where can you hide money from a hippy?
Under a bar of soap
Why did the hippy cross the road?
Because someone told him not to...
Why did the hippy jump off a cliff?
He read a book that said truth lies over the edge,
he also forgot the meaning of the word context
How do you tell if a hippy chick is on the rag?
She's only got one sock.
You Might Be A Hippy If ...
There's people you consider family and you don't know their last name.
What's the best thing about picking a hippy up?
Dropping them off
How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None they don't screw in light bulbs they screw in volkswagons...
How do you know a hippy is visiting you?
They still haven't left yet....
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippy?
He was too far out, man!
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi
How do you know a hippy has been staying at your house?
He's still there.
What did the hippy say after the drugs wore off?
'Man, this music sucks!'
Jack F
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NEW TRUCK
I bought a new Chevy Silverado and returned to the dealer yesterday
because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the
radio was voice activated.
'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind'
replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new
truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him.
I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'
Immediately the radio responded with,
"Ladies and gentlemen, the
President of the United States ."
Damn I love my Chevy truck......
I bought a new Chevy Silverado and returned to the dealer yesterday
because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the
radio was voice activated.
'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind'
replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new
truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him.
I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'
Immediately the radio responded with,
"Ladies and gentlemen, the
President of the United States ."
Damn I love my Chevy truck......
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:smt001Now I want one too!!!
offduty
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How old are you and what were you doing in the 60's ?
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Happy Thanksgiving !!
Just think..........
If the Indians had given the Pilgrims a donkey
instead of a turkey, we would all be having
a piece of ass this Thanksgiving!!.. ..
Just think..........
If the Indians had given the Pilgrims a donkey
instead of a turkey, we would all be having
a piece of ass this Thanksgiving!!.. ..
Jack F
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:smt043:smt043
Stuffing the bird would change to stuffing the ass????
Stuffing would drop down on my list of favorites, right next to sqaush...
