Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

[Nick Hahn]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[Blueone]

Lol ….For dad jokes

Look at this post on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/share/v/hLD7oXjVuLCu8fJi/?mibextid=hubsqH

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[Steve S]

 

[Steve S]

 

[Blueone]

What does a 70 year old Grandma smell like ?

Depends

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

What does a 70 year old Grandma smell like ?

Depends

Booooo!

 

[DougLas]

I wonder who Pete is and why we keep doing things for him.

 

[Maggieiscrazy]

I came home from work the other day and my girlfriend was packing her bags. I said where are you going? She said, I’m leaving you I heard you were a pedophile. I said, that’s a pretty big word for a 12 year old.

 

[Yendor]

What is the difference between a Woman's Track team and a tribe of African Pygmies?
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The later are a bunch of Cunning Runts.

 

[Halfhitch]

you're a baaad boy Yendor.

 

[Yendor]

What's the difference between a Hooker taking a bubble bath and a Nun singing a hymn?
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The later has Hope in her Soul.

 

[Halfhitch]

.....and you're not even drinking!

 

[northshore]

I wonder who Pete is and why we keep doing things for him.

Old friend of mine..

He's a good dude so...

 

[Maggieiscrazy]

What is the difference between a Woman's Track team and a tribe of African Pygmies?
.
The later are a bunch of Cunning Runts.

What’s the difference between mashed potatoes and vagina?……..mashed potatoes don’t make their own gravy.

 

[Halfhitch]

Maggie......you go stand in the corner!

 

[Maggieiscrazy]

Huh?

Maggie......you go stand in the corner!

 

[OllieC]