Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

@OllieC I don't think a little Moss would effect WOT. I would clean right up. What kind of motor is that a Ford. I know it's not a chevy
Distributor is in the back.....you can see the vacuum advance. Early model V8 .....probably a 265 cubic inch chevy. Full frame car based on the cross member.

All it needs is some Round Up, an intake and new valve covers.



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Distributor is in the back.....you can see the vacuum advance. Early model V8 .....probably a 265 cubic inch chevy. Full frame car based on the cross member.

All it needs is some Round Up, an intake and new valve covers.



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Just needs a tune up.
 

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?​

As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.

What do boobs and toys have in common?​

They were both originally made for kids, but dad’s end up playing with them.
 
Buick nailhead
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For a non-gearhead... Why is it called a "Nailhead"?
 
For a non-gearhead... Why is it called a "Nailhead"?
While it was officially called by Buick the "Fireball V8"[1] it became known as the "Nailhead" by enthusiasts for the unusual vertical alignment of its small-sized valves, features that were the result of putting both intake and exhaust valves on the intake manifold side of the "pent-roof combustion chamber" used in this engine series.
(Wikipedia)

@JayhawkCurtis Bail us out before @Blueone blows a gasket or drops a valve. ;)
 
@K DuB. That made my day. The liquor store LOL f ing riot
 
The valves looked very unusually different in the cylinder head and their placement and position which is why I was so curious because they're almost straight up and down
 
Joke thread for crying out loud

An 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl.​

After a year she gave birth in a hospital. The nurse congratulated the fellow. "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?" He answered, "You've got to keep that old motor running."

The following year she gave birth again. The same nurse said, "You really are amazing. What's the secret?" He again said, "You've got to keep the old motor running."

The same thing happened the next year. The nurse said, "You must be quite a man." He responded, "You've got to keep that old motor running."

The nurse then said, "Well, you had better change the oil, this one's black!"
 

The corporal at the Motor Pool received a call one day demanding the delivery of a Jeep.​

"Sorry, man", said the Corporal, "the last Jeep went out yesterday to Sgt. Fat-Ass McGinty."

The voice on the phone said, "Do you know who this is?"

"No, man," said the Corporal.

"This is Sgt. McGinty!"

After a moment, the Corporal asked, "Well, do you know who *this* is?"

McGinty replied, "No, I don't."

Said the Corporal before hanging up, "Then bye-bye, Fat-Ass!"
 
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, He
said I was doing fairly well for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think >I'll live to be 80?'

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?'
'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then He asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'
'I said, 'Not much... My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said.

He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive motor-cycles, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' I said...

He looked at me and said,.. 'Then, why do you even give a shit?'
 

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona...​

...and sees that the car's oil-pressure light is on.He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice cream shop, and being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem.

The mechanic looks up from the engine and says, "It looks like you've blown a seal."

"No, no," the penguin replies, wiping his mouth, "it's just ice cream."
 

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