Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason.
It scares me."

The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea!
Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?"
The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick..."
 
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Don't get me started on AOC I could write Pages. But a funny thing happened last night . I was just remembering this time when we introduced someone at the bar years ago and said if you ever need your stool pushed in ," he's the guy". F ing hilarious
 
That was a great video on Johnson outboard
 
A little Thanksgiving humor for you all.
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Last night I had a dream I was dying and on my death bed.

My wife was cooking a smoked Turkey and a Pumpkin Pie, it smelled delicious.

I told my daughter,
"Please bring me some of that Turkey and a piece of pie so I can taste it one last time."

She went to the kitchen but then returned empty-handed a little bit later.

Mom said, "It's for the funeral."
 
The only thing missing is a little Chia Tree in the thermostat housing.
 
A farmer saw a plane full of politicians crash near his farm.When the police arrived, they asked the farmer what happened.He said, "They crashed near my farm, so I buried all of them. One of the police officers ask with shock, "Are you sure they were all dead?"The farmer said, "Some of them were screaming, "We are still alive" but I didn't believe them. You know how these politicians lie."
 
@OllieC I don't think a little Moss would effect WOT. I would clean right up. What kind of motor is that a Ford. I know it's not a chevy
 

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