A man is driving down the motor way in the fast lane with a trailer full of monkeys
he notices his friends jeep in the adjacent lane. He slows down and ushers his friend to pull down the window."John I'm in a massive rush, if I give you $50 could you bring these monkeys to the zoo?"
"No problem" replies John
About 4 hours later, the man drives the opposite direction on the motorway and is surprised to see John's truck with the monkeys still in the back. He ushers John to roll down his window once more.
"John wtf are you doing? I gave you $50 to bring those monkeys to the zoo".
"I did" replies John
"But I had money leftover so we are off to the cinema".