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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?


Just one, but the light bulb has to want to change.
Oh no

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two….. one to hold the light bulb and the other to drink until the room spins
 
An older couple were at a gas station. The husband getting out of the car says I'm going to fill up then we can go inside to pick up what we need. The wife: what you say? I said I'm going to fill the car up with gas ma. The wife reply's oh.
A fellow next to him starts up conversation asking where their from? His wife yells what are you talking about? Husband yells back he wants to know where were from ma? She yells back did you tell him were from Chicago? Not Yet ma! The other fellow reply's. "Chicago" I was there on leave many years ago where I met a girl. She was the worst piece of ass I had ever had.
The wife yells out. What he say? "He said he thinks he knows you ma."
 

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