Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

Discussion in 'The Tiki Bar' started by The Bill Collector, May 6, 2009.

  1. The Bill Collector

    The Bill Collector Well-Known Member SILVER Sponsor

    Jun 2, 2008
    Tacoma, WA
    450 Sundancer
    3126 Cat's
    Words have meaning: POTENTIALLY -VS- REALISTICALLY

    A young boy went to his father, and asked him, "Dad, what's the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?

    The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from all that."

    So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course, I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house, and send you kids to a great university!"

    The boy then went to his sister, and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh, good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt. I would sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?"

    The boy then went to his brother, and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course!" the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"

    The boy pondered these answers for a few days, and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"

    The boy replied, "Yes! 'Potentially' you and I are sitting on three million bucks, but 'realistically' we're living with two hookers and a future congressman."
     
  2. 66pony

    66pony Member

    559
    Oct 2, 2008
    Minnesota
    280 Sundancer 2008, GTX LTDiS (tender)
    496/BIII, Rotax 1503
    Let me tell you that one simple spelling mistake--even a typo--can make your life miserable.


    I recently penned a short, romantic note to my wife while I was away on a fishing trip, and I missed one small "e". No problem you might think.


    Not so. This tiny error has caused me to seek Police protection to enter my own house.


    I wrote – "Hi darling, I'm enjoying and experiencing the best time of my whole life, and I wish you were her!"
     
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  3. Strypes

    Strypes Member

    667
    Dec 10, 2015
    Michigan, Ohio & Maine
    12 Meter Trojan International Motor Yacht

    Dinghy: Avon 3.11 RIB
    454 Crusaders
    4 Stroke 5HP Mercury
    Here's a sad example of the witch hunt caused by the flood of sexual abuse allegations:


    A good friend of mine, after 7 years of medical school and training, has been fired for one minor indiscretion.

    He slept with one of his patients and can no longer work in the profession.

    What a waste of time, effort, training and money. He's still paying off his school loans.

    This just goes to show you that one minor mistake can ruin your life.

    Thoughts and prayers for him and his family.

    He really is a great guy and a brilliant veterinarian.
     
  4. Gofirstclass

    Gofirstclass Well-Known Member GOLD Sponsor

    Apr 20, 2010
    Tri Cities, WA
    1995 550 Sedan Bridge,
    2010 Boston Whaler 130 Super Sport,
    1981 Boston Whaler 130 Sport,
    CAT 3406C's, 580hp.
    Know why lesbians shop for sporting goods at Big 5 Sports?

    They don't like Dicks.

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