failed marriage

[Jack380AC]

Port clinton, but I have been to the Bay a number of times and yes my shananigins would of been par at best most likely a boogey up there...The swimming was her idea...I only got talked into it when her bra and thong hit the deck...Ill get some pictures this weekend for show and tell...

Pictures? Did someone say pictures?

If they are any good you'll have to PM me as this is a family site. :grin:

 

[Gunn]

I'll have you know that I can still party too! This past weekend, while cranking the stereo to a setting of 20 (out of 40), listening to 'the Blend', I drank two margarita's instead of my usual one.....and I was able to stay awake until 9:45 pm instead of my usual 9:10. And if that makes me a fuddy duddy....uhhh nevermind.

Uggh, really?! And here I thought with those nice boat toys and a 3yr. old that you could still relate to this 22yr. old?! :huh: I'm 39 and have been daydreaming about his episode, ha!

FWIW, I'm pretty sure my wife wouldn't have minded your girlfriend on the boat...in fact, it might have helped me out. :smt001. So not all -wives- in general are prudes...remember that!

 

[thirtydaZe]

i got so pissed off reading about that lady i can't hardly sit with myself anymore.

first off, make sure that bIt@h has a very serious accident. something painful. a simple drowning wont cut it here.

secondly give her a very serious piece of your mind and get this C-bomb back into line. it's obvious she's not thinking straight and needs to be knocked off the pedastool she's currently sitting high on.

thirdly, whatever offer you have to make, make sure it affects her somehow in a negative manor. you'll want to walk out of there with your finger in the air letting her know how much of a ***** she is.

forth, let your buddy know in advance what's about to happen, let him know it's not personal, just something that needed to be done.

thank you, i'll be here all week.

 

[thirtydaZe]

This thread is worthless without pictures.

don't you mean

 

[jpk33]

I'm impressed, 5 pages in a little over 13 hours! Is this a CSR version of viral?? What would you want $$ to be bought out of the boat today? Start off by offering your friend the option to buy you out for this amount, if he declines, offer him the same amount to buy him out. By giving him first option to take posession of the boat - you will go a long way to ensure he doesn't feel railroaded or short changed. Friendships are more important (they usually last longer than most marriges anyway). Good Luck!

 

[Jack F]

Dude. WTF were you thinking? You left them alone to get some "quiet time", and then you come back to the boat with a woman and put on a show for them? A 260DA sleeps 2 couples. You and I both know that there really ain't no way to get the kind of privacy you needed to prevent the buddy's wife from getting PO'd. What a dolt.

Tell you what. I'll send you the $2K and be your new partner. You pay the insurance, dock fees, and maintenance. Once or twice a month, I'll fly up and hang out on the boat drinking. You can go out and bring back the hotties for an all nighter. Oh... and you'll need to swear to my admiral that I was there visiting on business if it ever comes up.


I'm kinda finding it hard to believe that I'm your first offer... These guys ARE old.

Great Idea, he should start a boat time share business.

 

[Presentation]

Regarding the title of this thread, it sounds like the marriage is in fine shape; it’s the friendship that is in trouble.

By the way, Chris, dude, the guy has two kids.

Even if you don’t like the spouse you should not be trying to cause stress in this marriage or break it up.

The kids would be the real victims.

Sounds like your (ex) friend is doing the right thing standing by his family.

I have never met your friend but based on what has been reported here by you, he has my respect.

Go party with some other single friend that does not have dependents that are ……well...depending on them to be a grown up.

 

[jwws007]

i'm glad you're not in my marina, you sound like a real pita

 

[Presentation]

i'm glad you're not in my marina, you sound like a real pita

me?

 

[wvsundancer]

I can't believe I read this whole thing..

 

[Odayssea]

Dang, I haven't logged onto CSR for months and the first thing I see is this thread. What a great way to waste 10 minutes of my day. Not as good as dropping anchor and watching the Blue Angeles on the Severn yesterday, but that's another story... Dude, listen to the CSR advisors. They are whacky, funny (even the vomit inducing pics of the sals -- puleez, I almost gagged), and sagacious. So apologize to your pal and his wife, bow out of the partnership graciously by offering to buy him out at current market value (depreciate the updagrades and material, or agree to liquidate and match the offers received); and definitely DO post a pick of your one nighter (that is a rule and you will not be allowed back on this site if you don't follow that rule). Oh yeah, one more thing: when you are back in school make sure to take a class to help understand English pronouns a bit better.

 

[OldSkool]

Couldn't make it through the whole story without wondering WTF.
Dude, you bought a boat with a guy who has baggage. Sell the boat, split the cash and by a motorcycle.

 

[Big Island Lifer]

Have you named the boat yet?

How about DWM- divorced white male

Thanks for one of the most entertaining threads I've read in a while!

 

[mwph]

With 70 gallons of gas a weekend running through the boat I may have to be a dock queen for a few weeks...

Really?

70 gallons a weekend huh?

Yeah, ok. I believe you.

 

[Jack380AC]

Couldn't make it through the whole story without wondering WTF.
Dude, you bought a boat with a guy who has baggage. Sell the boat, split the cash and by a motorcycle.

I have a Harley for sale! PM me :thumbsup:

 

[Summer Fun II]

70 gallons a weekend huh?

Yeah, ok. I believe you.

Thats not hard to believe !!. :smt001 . If you're NOT A DOCK MARY ??.
How long do you think 70gals will last with a boat full of people with the other crap we all bring on board. :smt021
I can burn threw 200gals in one weekend with no problem with 8 people and 5 coolers on the tug. :grin:

 

[thirtydaZe]

:smt038

Thats not hard to believe !!. :smt001 . If you're NOT A DOCK MARY ??.
How long do you think 70gals will last with a boat full of people with the other crap we all bring on board. :smt021
I can burn threw 200gals in one weekend with no problem with 8 people and 5 coolers on the tug. :grin:

i love your style man!

your picture is everything that is fun.....

 

[mwph]

Wayne, I believe you. Im sure there are plenty of guys on this board that spend that and then some.

Its just that this guys story is getting away from him.......He aint got $2k in the bank but he burns $300 each weekend on gas alone?

I don't know maybe all his buddys buy the gas every weekend, and all the beer, and all the food, and pay all of his other boating expenses, and his light bill at the house too. Maybe he is knocking down $60k a year.

I guess I could believe him after all.

Not.

 

[Summer Fun II]

He aint got $2k in the bank but he burns $300 each weekend on gas alone?

Sorry mwph :smt001, I didn't see that post. :smt021

 

[OldSkool]

Anyone who's willing to get naked with his woman in the dirty oil infested marina water doesn't deserve a boat. But then again maybe he's playing catch the greased pig. LOL.