After walking out of a bar inebriated the guy walks past an alley. He hears a woman's voice. Quicke 20 bucks. Good idea in his drunken state. As their going at it a patrol car pulls into the alley shines a light on them and the policeman yells out what the hell are you doing. The inebriated guy yells back having sex with my wife. What the hell are you having sex with your wife in the alley for. Officer, I didn't realize it was my wife till you shined the light on her.