Toilet Paper - single or double

[skibum]

You are NOT supposed to wipe forward, boys. :smt100

Hehe... My first thoughts when I read that were:

"You can wipe forward?"

"Who does that?"

AND

"Man... they sure do things differently in Fetch's neck of the woods..."

I hope the gals aren't wiping that way, either.

Reminds me of an old joke:
Q: How do you know God was a woman?
A: Because a man would never put the outhouse that close to the snack bar...

 

[1stSeaRay]

In case there was any more confusion

http://paddyk.wordpress.com/2006/09/19/how-to-use-a-toilet/

 

[billandamy]

In case there was any more confusion

http://paddyk.wordpress.com/2006/09/19/how-to-use-a-toilet/

ewwwww wiping forward!

For a lady an ultimate no no, and for a man, can be as bad!!

NO NO NO!!!!

NEVER wipe forward. Speak to some ladies about how Mr. wipe forwards balls smelled like Gouda cheese with a slight hint of cat litter!

WHY on earth would you push any particulate toward the one place it could collect and fester? Forward, even with water, will push bacteria-ridden poop particulate into the one crevice that cant air out...then add even a smidge of ball sweat and walla! Uncle Fester Unbathed.

NO my friends, take my advice! From a man who has been with quite a few women before my days of marriage bliss! And on occasions more than one woman at a time.

You want to be daisy fresh down there, and wiping forward will absolutely ruin your mojo. Wipe back! Wipe back! Make it your machismo mantra.

 

[tdappleman]

wiping forward will absolutely ruin your mojo. Wipe back! Wipe back! Make it your machismo mantra.

:smt043:smt043:smt043

On a slightly more serious note - my Walmart only sells the single ply Thetford paper. I'm pretty the sure the family and guests just use twice as much. Either way - my pumpout consists of a macerator pump which grinds things up and right into my sewer vent at the house. I don't think it cares if it is single or double.

http://www.thetford.com/Home/Produc...e/RVMarineToiletTissue/tabid/136/Default.aspx

This is pretty cheap - less than $3 a package. I've seen a 'soft' version online but never seen it at the stores.

 

[Jack F]

ewwwww wiping forward!

For a lady an ultimate no no, and for a man, can be as bad!!

NO NO NO!!!!

NEVER wipe forward. Speak to some ladies about how Mr. wipe forwards balls smelled like Gouda cheese with a slight hint of cat litter!

WHY on earth would you push any particulate toward the one place it could collect and fester? Forward, even with water, will push bacteria-ridden poop particulate into the one crevice that cant air out...then add even a smidge of ball sweat and walla! Uncle Fester Unbathed.

NO my friends, take my advice! From a man who has been with quite a few women before my days of marriage bliss! And on occasions more than one woman at a time.

You want to be daisy fresh down there, and wiping forward will absolutely ruin your mojo. Wipe back! Wipe back! Make it your machismo mantra.

I just had to clean my keyboard off after I blew coffee out of my nose…
:smt043:smt043

 

[billandamy]

It is only funny because it is TRUE. :smt001

 

[Pseudomind]

What about the white mice? :smt043:smt043 Do you snip off their tails first? :smt043:smt043

 

[Lauralex]

What about the white mice? :smt043:smt043 Do you snip off their tails first? :smt043:smt043

Actually I keep a few Ziplock baggies in the cupboard above the head sink for those. Kind of disgusting but better than having them in the black tank I would assume... Maybe it could handle them, but why take the chance?

 

[ChuckW]

Back to the serious side of this... am I the only one that tests his tissue first?

How to test your tissue:
http://dometicsanitation.com/trbl.asp


Fromt the owner's manual:
"Q. Do I need special toilet paper to use with my VacuFlush toilet system?

A. Most residential toilet tissues will work fine in a VacuFlush toilet. However, a few can be troublesome in any toilet system (including home toilets). These troublesome tissues contain adhesives that bond together the paper fibers from which the tissue is made. The adhesives prevent the tissue from breaking apart, and their use in any toilet can cause blockage. One brand of tissue we don’t recommend is Charmin® Ultra (trademark(s) of the Proctor & Gamble).
SeaLand brand tissue is especially formulated for use in low water consuming toilets. Its rapid dissolving properties prevent tissue paper from accumulating in the holding tank or elsewhere in the system."

 

[1stSeaRay]

It is only funny because it is TRUE. :smt001

Maybe its all in the technique, I tend to try and avoid smearing it around....in either direction. Plus I have kids so a baby wipe is never far away.....goes a long way towards that "daisy fresh" feeling.

When you think about it, if you got a little on your finger would you wipe it off with dry paper? Or would you wash it with soap & water (wet wipe)? Why should you treat your rear any different?

 

[270SLX]

After Obama succeeds in passing all his trillion dollar programs, I'm gonna use currency.

Dennis

 

[Jack F]

After Obama succeeds in passing all his trillion dollar programs, I'm gonna use currency.

Dennis

You could use ice cubes and kill 2 birds with one stone..

 

[Fetch ND]

NOOOO the roll on the holder - Over the top or Under :smt021

 

[Pseudomind]

Well if you fold the single over you have double, and fold the double over you have...:huh:

 

[Jack F]

Well if you fold the single over you have double, and fold the double over you have...:huh:

Sh!t on your fingers?

 

[billandamy]

NOOOO the roll on the holder - Over the top or Under :smt021

Over. Searching for the end when under is impossible.

I fired an employee who loaded the toilet wrong in the men's room.

 

[Jack F]

Over. Searching for the end when under is impossible.

I fired an employee who loaded the toilet wrong in the men's room.

He should have been fired...
Over..Over...Over

 

[Lauralex]

Over. Searching for the end when under is impossible.

I fired an employee who loaded the toilet wrong in the men's room.

LMAO. Here I thought I was the only person who obsessed over such things. Glad I am not alone. :smt043