To make the election more interesting...

Obama screwed himself by not picking Hillary in the first place. So she was sent to the minors. Now that the Democratic campaign is losing momentum because of Obama's poor choice, something needs to be done. Biden himself, in a recent interview, has said Hillary would have made a better VP than himself. Talk about no confidence. It may have been him being magnanimous but I'm sure the majority of the public did not see it that way. These upcoming weeks will be interesting, nonetheless.

Does everyone remember the little govenor from Arkansas who would become this county's top aldulterer? Poor, poor, Hillary. The men in her life just don't seem to want her.
 
ruf1967 said:
Biden himself, in a recent interview, has said Hillary would have made a better VP than himself.
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This was the reason for the post I made. We were talking about it all weekend at the marina (solving the worlds problems)...

BTW, anyone else do this with their dockmates?
 
H2ONUT said:
We were talking about it all weekend at the marina (solving the worlds problems)...

BTW, anyone else do this with their dockmates?
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We think we've got them all solved late in the evening after several beers, but the next day they are still there, and just as ugly....
 
Perhaps the press should cover this small contest between the two candidates ...


The presidential election was too close to call. Neither the Republican candidate nor the Democratic candidate had enough votes to win. There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the sportsmanlike way to settle things. The candidate that caught the most fish at the end of the week would win the election.
Therefore, it was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the winner.

After much of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest take place on a remote frozen lake in northern Minnesota .

There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out separately on this isolated lake and return at 5 P.M. With their catch for counting and verification by a team of neutral parties. At the end of the first day, John Mc. Returned to the starting line and he had ten fish.

Soon, Obama returned and had no fish. Well, everyone assumed he was just having another 'bad hair' day or something and hopefully, he would catch up the next day.

At the end of the 2nd day John Mc. Came in with 20 fish and Obama came in again with none.

That evening, Harry Reid got together secretly with Obama and said, 'Obama, I think John Mc. Is a low-life, cheatin' son-of-a-gun. I want you to go out tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing. Just spy on him and see just how he is cheating.'

The next night (after John Mc. Returns with 50 fish), Harry Reid said to Obama, 'Well, tell me, how is John Mc. Cheating?'

Obama replied, 'Harry, you're not going to believe this, but he's cutting holes in the ice.'
 
Not an expert, but Obama is unelectable in my view. Hill would never join the team and is setting up for a run against Sarah.
 
fc3 said:
No. He would look indecisive and disloyal.

It's all about appearances. Especially for Osama.
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What do you mean. I think he's pretty decisive
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All I know is that the election campaign is about to take a turn for the weird.

BTW: I assume most of you have seen this:

Dear American:

I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.
I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.
I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the 1990s. This transactin is 100% safe.

This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.

Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds

Yours Faithfully Minister of Treasury Paulson
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[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']:lol: That was funny![/font]
 
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