Nacho Boat
New Member
- Sep 23, 2008
- 482
- Boat Info
- 290 Sundancer 2006, Kohler Generator
Northstar 6000 GPS
Towed w/Ford F-350
- Engines
- Twin 5.0L Mercruiser w/Bravo III Drives
I have quite a few floating around, but I will kick it off with this list:
This is a list of one-liners that supposedly came from late night TV:
Liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree!
We think 25 to life would be appropriate.
-Leno
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
–Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
–O’Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
–Leno
Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
–Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
–Fallon
Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
– Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
-Letterman
This is a list of one-liners that supposedly came from late night TV:
Liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree!
We think 25 to life would be appropriate.
-Leno
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
–Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
–O’Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
–Leno
Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
–Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
–Fallon
Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
– Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
-Letterman