Just about sums it up

Capt. Rusty Higgins

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I don't care who you are this is not only funny but just about sums the whole thing up in just a few lines.....Husband and wife's diary


Wife's Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, "Nothing." I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you, too." When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else.

He fell asleep -- I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

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Husband's Diary: Boat wouldn't start, can't figure it out.
 
Yep, been there done that!(LOL) Good one Rusty.
 
Except I would be the one crying!
 
Pretty good. The only difference with me is I wouldn't come home till it started. There was one night I couldn't get it to start I was there till 3 am phone ringing off the hook just to frustrated to answer her turns out stupid ignition fuse. Got home at 4 and oh boy did I hear it. I still never told her were I was cuz she was being such a ***** about it. Ill let her thin k whatever she wants I still hear about it to
 
Well done Rusty...

The thread would not be complete without adding this classic:

Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice.
I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs are phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them.."
I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

Around midnight, I decided to hide next to the garage behind my boat so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls". When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.
It was at that moment, crouching behind the boat, that I noticed some hairline cracks in my gelcoat, right were the hull meets the transom of my boat. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take the boat to the yard for repairs?

Signed,
Concerned Boater in Beaumont
 
You guys are just sooooooooo funny:)
 
Wife and teen daughter were bickering ...... I made them stop and read this post.....they are still laughing, thank you....thank you....thank you
 
MM, that's funny.
Rusty, Karen read yours, laughed, and said "yep, 'know all about it"
thank you both for sharing
 
I actually laughed out loud at that one.
 
My wife has learned, I have a mistress that is 23 years old and she does not mind. She is built well, strong and lean. Fair in color, a read head, and she always ready for me. She 35 feet long, and 12 feet wide. Her name is "Are You Ready" and she is a 340 Sundancer!

I was describing the above to a friend of mine at McD's one night. A few tables over was a woman in her mid 30's with a couple of kids. I could see her out of the corner of my eye, my buddy kept moving his eyes to point her out as I was tell the above. Just before I got to the dimensions of the boat she got up from the table and was heading my way. Once she realized that I was talking about a boat, she became red in the face, then turned around and headed to back to the table. Once she sat down, I turned to her and said I got you! She laughed and made the comment that she was really upset since her ex husband just dumped her for a younger woman.
 

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