IanBat
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- Nov 19, 2011
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- Boat Info
- Pro Tournament 36' 1999
- Engines
- Twin Cummins 5.9L 370hp B Series
A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he
noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery..
A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 Feet behind the first one.
Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash.
Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.
The man couldn't stand the curiosity.
He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said,
[FONT="]"I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you; but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]"My wife's[/FONT][FONT="].", answered the man.
[/FONT][FONT="]''What happened to her?"[/FONT][FONT="], the curious man asked.
The man replied, [/FONT][FONT="]"She yelled at me, and my dog attacked and killed her."[/FONT][FONT="]
He inquired further, [/FONT][FONT="]"But who is in the second hearse?"[/FONT][FONT="]
The man answered, [/FONT][FONT="]"My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife
When the dog turned on her."[/FONT][FONT="]
A very poignant and touching moment of brotherhood and silence passed
between the two men.
[/FONT][FONT="]"Can I borrow the dog?"[/FONT][FONT="]
The man replied, [/FONT][FONT="]"Get in line."[/FONT]
noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery..
A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 Feet behind the first one.
Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash.
Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.
The man couldn't stand the curiosity.
He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said,
[FONT="]"I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you; but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]"My wife's[/FONT][FONT="].", answered the man.
[/FONT][FONT="]''What happened to her?"[/FONT][FONT="], the curious man asked.
The man replied, [/FONT][FONT="]"She yelled at me, and my dog attacked and killed her."[/FONT][FONT="]
He inquired further, [/FONT][FONT="]"But who is in the second hearse?"[/FONT][FONT="]
The man answered, [/FONT][FONT="]"My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife
When the dog turned on her."[/FONT][FONT="]
A very poignant and touching moment of brotherhood and silence passed
between the two men.
[/FONT][FONT="]"Can I borrow the dog?"[/FONT][FONT="]
The man replied, [/FONT][FONT="]"Get in line."[/FONT]