Bucit
New Member
- Mar 12, 2010
- 3,144
- Boat Info
- 2005 280 Sundancer
2004 SPD-104 Achilles w/ 8hp Yamaha
- Engines
- Twin 4.3 MPI's with Alpha drives.
What’s the difference between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends Every Saturday morning he would take his 7-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time - pancakes, ice cream, candy... just him and his granddaughter. One particular Saturday, however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all, and didn't want to give his cold to his granddaughter. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for the drive and breakfast. When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather…”Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked. "Not really, er, not very much, Papop, it was really sort of boring. We didn't see a single *******, queer, lesbian, piece of ****, horse's ass, Obama lover, blind bastard, dip****, Muslim camel humper, or son of a ***** anywhere we went!" |