Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

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‘Nuff said.
 
Back in the 70s when big concerts were held in Indiana there was a problem with Marijuana growing in the ditches. After clearing the ditches and piling it up in a open field for a controlled burn with Fireman and volunteers to help. The marijuana pile was set on fire. The wind direction changed along with getting stronger. It blew all the smoke from the fire right into all the ones there to control the fire. That was a rather happy day for all.
Since that incident it was found to be better to incinerate it.
 
A frantic young blonde calls out a mayday.

"My pilot has had a heart attack and is dead and I don't know how to fly."

She hears a voice over the radio saying,
"This is air traffic control and I hear you loud and clear.

I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground.

Everything will be fine! What is your height and position?"

She replied, "I am 5'4 and I am in the front seat.

After a long pause, "Okay" says the voice on the radio.

"Now, repeat after me."

"Our Father who art in heaven….."
 
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