Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

[Njlarry]

Looks like even his shoes come from China! Free samples??

 

[Scott215]

Yeah same with his suit and everything else

 

[BlakBeard]

How much did the pirate pay for his new earings?

A buccaneer.

 

[Steve S]

 

[Steve S]

 

[Scott215]

I get headaches whenever the sun ain't out

 

[Flyer5]

 

[Blueone]

 

[Steve S]

 

[Steve S]

 

[Bill Curtis]

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That was funny. Spit coffee out funny. Thanx for the laugh

 

[Overvolted]

 

[Steve S]

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[Flyer5]

 

[Nater Potater]

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Second in favorite only to Dark Side of the Moon.

 

[Creekwood]

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I spent a lot of my high school years listening to Animals and Dark Side of the moon while high on bad weed. Don’t miss it even after it’s legal here.

 

[Overvolted]

Why don't gerbils drive?



They always get stuck in gere.

 

[Nater Potater]

Why don't gerbils drive?



They always get stuck in gere.

Ew-w-w! You have to be of a certain age to get that without help.

 

[Overvolted]

Ew-w-w! You have to be of a certain age to get that without help.

I was young in the 80's didn't quite get it then, but hey its June

 

[OllieC]