Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

[Jus Cruisin]

I had to think on that for a couple of days. Okay, so I'm a "little" slow...

Don't feel like the lone ranger.

 

[Steve S]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

oldie but a goodie

 

[Blueone]

Two blondes.... one on one side of the river... one on the other. One blonde yells to the other and says “hey how do I get to the other side”..... the other blonde says “you already are”

 

[Pirate Lady]

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[Pirate Lady]

 

[bobeast]

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eggs. get it?

 

[techmitch]

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Your phone is too small.

 

[Steve S]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

This is me

 

[Steve S]

 

[Nater Potater]

This is me

Would you like that drink in a 55-gallon drum?

 

[Soulshine]

Two blondes.... one on one side of the river... one on the other. One blonde yells to the other and says “hey how do I get to the other side”..... the other blonde says “you already are”

Same two blondes...

One is walking along a country road when she sees the other one frantically rowing a boat in the middle of a wheat field.

She yells at her asking her if she's lost her mind. The girl in the boat tells her to shut up and get lost.

The first one says 'if I could swim I'd come out there and beat your ass."

 

[Steve S]

 

[TimW]

What goes

vroom—screech vroom—screech etc.

A blond at a flashing red light.

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]