Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

[Nater Potater]

 

[Blueone]

So no ….. this is a perfect example of natural homosexuality occurring in nature …..this beast is a crocksucker.

 

[Nater Potater]

So no ….. this is a perfect example of natural homosexuality occurring in nature …..this beast is a crocksucker.

Now, you're assuming it's a dude; did you give it the "Crocodile Dundee" test?

 

[Jus Cruisin]

That gator likes those stinkin' things as much as me. Those things are my "Tom Selleck".

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

That gator likes those stinkin' things as much as me. Those things are my "Tom Selleck".

Phuck crocs!

 

[Mauler34Rod]

Bye bye Beetlejuice! Thank god!

 

[Bill Curtis]

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Bye bye Beetlejuice! Thank god!

That was awesome.

 

[Timeflys]

One more….

 

[Steve S]

Back at you @Timeflys

 

[Timeflys]

BORN TO BE MILD!

 

[Steve S]

 

[MrHappy]

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And a “man” bun underneath those helmets.

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[Tripsdad]

 

[Tripsdad]

 

[Jaybeaux]

Hilarious! A buddy and I were solving the world's problems last night over a few bourbons. He mentioned some guys at his work who had gotten "butt hurt". I replied with "Butt Hurt isn't an OSHA recordable". I'm thinking about trade marking this phrase and selling T-shirts!

 

[northshore]

Here is the old school version that our plant manager has had hanging up for years

 

[DougLas]

Husband comes home tells his wife he just won the lottery. Wife askes should I pack winter cloths or summer clothes? Husband replies I don't give a dam what you pack just leave!