Celebrating America? Gag me with a spoon please!

[Steady Helm]

Your posts are too long to read.
Brevity is a sign of genius. Did I mention your post is long?

Inability to focus attention for longer than 12 seconds is a sign that one may have ADD.

 

[Blueone]

And what will happen to the shape of your face when you get Lyme Disease?s

I will probably go round face ....but I will still like you .... you fellow Sea Ray owner on your 3rd comment kinda guy

 

[OllieC]

Oh gawd.....

 

[Woody]

Oh gawd.....

 

[Woody]

Speaking of poor old Shania, who's beauty has been ravished by disease....once after a show she took a stage hand back to her room. Dripping with anticipation she watched him undress, first his socks came off but she saw the ugliest of toes. She asked what happened and he said he had been sick, he had a case of Toelio. Next he removed his trousers and she saw he had the most deformed knees she'd ever seen, he told her had had a case of the Kneesles. Slowly he slid down his boxers, she gasped then exclaimed 'Oh My Gawd'....before he could speak she said 'let me guess... Smallcocks?'

 

[OllieC]

I’m laughing hard on the inside Woody.

 

[spikedaddy99]

Inability to focus attention for longer than 12 seconds is a sign that one may have ADD.

Sea Ray didn't make a 320 in 1998.

 

[Woody]

Scaled-up versions of South Korea, Australia, and Singapore would have experienced 1,758, 1,324, and 1,358 deaths, respectively, in the four months after 15 cases were confirmed in each country.

If South Korea, Australia, and Singapore had handled the coronavirus as effectively as Cambodia and Laos they'd have no deaths at all.

 

[Blueone]

Inability to focus attention for longer than 12 seconds is a sign that one may have ADD.

You ever been to a strip joint ?

 

[OllieC]

You ever been to a strip joint ?

Or the Yard House.....

 

[Nater Potater]

I find it interesting that @Steady Helm just joined, and the only posts it made was political. Hey Steady; how about a little background? Maybe some pictures of your boat?

 

[bobeast]

I find it interesting that @Steady Helm just joined, and the only posts it made was political. Hey Steady; how about a little background? Maybe some pictures of your boat?

I always wonder if there is a secret troll society where they get together to decide where next to send their minions.

 

[Woody]

Probably an existing CSR drama queen that created a second identity

 

[Blueone]

Probably an existing CSR drama queen that created a second identity

That loves Shania Twain .... we can figure this out... first of all he is Canadian

 

[Blueone]

And what will happen to the shape of your face when you get Lyme Disease?

https://theblast.com/119139/lyme-disease-has-affected-shania-twains-body-in-countless-ways

Or maybe:

after talking to their expert plastic surgeon Anthony Youn(who has never treated Twain) he claimed that Shania’s new rounder and plumper cheeks are the results of fillers. He also stated that in his opinion Twain has also undergone a lower face-lift as well as an eyelid lift. He also mentions that Shania’s new smooth wrinkle-free skin is the results of a few Botox injections.
Fellow plastic surgeon consultant Yoel Shahar stated that the singer looked “horrible” and that by having the surgeries done she had been “stripped of her identity.” Shahar also added that the only thing that appeared of the old Shania Twain was her nose. It has been suggested that the 52-year-old singer may have gone under the knife as part of a mid-life crisis brought on by her 2008 divorce from husband Mutt Lange, who cheated on Twain with her longtime best friend.
However, odds are Shania Twain just wanted a little freshening up to look her best while on tour in the upcoming weeks in Australia and New Zealand.

.....or it was Lyme disease... cool thing is you get to chose