Beer-kini!

Angry Ranch Hand

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May 17, 2011
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Hollywood, USA
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2011 Cruiser
Raymarine C90, AC / Heat, KVH Sat, Bow thruster, every option sans snowplow
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Merc 502 / Bravo III Seacore
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I prefer a beer that makes the bikini top come off vice a bikini that makes a beer top come off.
 
I didn't see any bottles...
 
The heck with that... look at all the mess it's making, half your beer would be gone and you would have to clean up. Bikinis should have only have one job
 
very nice:smt038,
now the real question: can I just go up to a random girl and use her bikini as a bottle opener...and If I just so happen to have a stubborn bottle that winds up ripping the top (or bottoms) completely off is that considered my fault or the bikini's?:huh:
 
very nice:smt038,
now the real question: can I just go up to a random girl and use her bikini as a bottle opener...and If I just so happen to have a stubborn bottle that winds up ripping the top (or bottoms) completely off is that considered my fault or the bikini's?:huh:

Nope wardrobe malfunction for the win!
 

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