Anchor bra

Could be a new sport here: Bayliner Jousting....
 
In addition to the anchor bra, we would like to present the Prop Panty. Now when your prop is trimmed up you can protect it from inadvertently bumping another prop. We all know how awkward that can be.

Simply deploy the panty over your prop and sit back knowing you have practiced safe prop storage.

PS. Fish like it too as your prop is not sticking out waiting for them to run into.

Make sure both ends of your boat are protected from incidental marina contact.
(Thong version not available)
 
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HAd a blow boater move in next to me a few months ago. According to his lease, he's required to fly some type of deterrent to keep birds from roosting on his boat and subsequently covering my boat with their crap. He refuses to do anything about it and my boat is always covered with S***!

Long story short - this guy is a nuisance. There I was taking a nap in the forward cabin when all the sudden "BANG". I went outside to find this guy laying across the front of my boat and my anchor chewing on his sailboat. It was ugly. No matter what he did, my anchor took another bite. This went on until my anchor had its fill and spit out several chunks of his boat. No damage to my 35lb. Delta at all.

If I had an anchor bra, I wouldn't have gotten any payback for this guy being a simple jackass.
 
So how do they size them? A, B, C, D, doubleD etc? If you have a small anchor and wear an A, do the other girls make fun of you to the point where you go out and get an anchor augmentation?
 

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