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Re: A Marine teaching a lesson A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. ... If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears...

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A Muslim immigrant goes to the doctor and says, "I feel terrible." The doctor examines him and says: "You need to pee and chit in a bucket for a week, throw in a dead fish and a rotting cabbage. Then put a towel over your head and inhale the vapors for three days." The Muslim does this and...

Redneck Hooker A redneck was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty dollars”, she whispers. Bubba had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the heck, it's only twenty bucks, so they hide in the bushes. They're in there for only a minute when all of a...

A U. S. Navy destroyer stopped four Mexicans in a row boat rowing towards California. The Captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?" One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "We are invading the United States of America to...

A Jew and an Arab go into a bakery. The Arab steals 3 pastries and puts them in his pocket. He says to the Jew, "See how good I am? The owner didn't see anything!" The Jew says to the Arab, "I am going to show you there is nobody better than a Jew stealing." He goes to the owner and says...

I saw her standing there and I told her she had three beautiful children. She didn't have to get all pissed off and threaten me with Jihad. It was an honest mistake.

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I was in Ft. Myers , Florida the other day and I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read: "I miss Chicago." So, I broke the window, stole the radio, shot out two of the tires, added an Obama bumper sticker and left a note that read, "I hope this helps!"

My Mother - in - Law is 92 years old and still drives her own car. She writes... Dear Grand-Kids, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just came from a thrilling...

Gotta love Parkinsons: An elderly man and woman lived in the nursing home together. The elderly man liked the elderly woman very much. So one day, he asks if they could sit together outside at the benches. They sat there every day for about 3 weeks. Finally, the elderly man builds up enough...

IRISH LOGIC An old Irishman was asked,"At your ripe old age, which would you prefer to get Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?" The Irishman replied, "Bejesus, definitely Parkinsons! Better to spill half an ounce of whiskey than to forget where you hid the bottle!"

97 330 dancer on third set of trailer tires.....

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