fropleyquark
New Member
- Dec 30, 2007
- 99
So, I was talking with some friends and they asked me what the rules were for my boat and realized I hadn't formalized them yet. So, I'm working on a list. Here's what I have so far:
*I know this is a family oriented forum, please forgive me if any of the below crosses any lines. Mods, just delete the post if it's too much*
- Captain is always right
- Walking the plank is a plausible solution to any conflict
- Pirate talk is always acceptable
- You must have attached natural female anatomy in order to use the head. In the event of an emergency #2, you are responsible for any maintenance/cleaning of head for the entire trip for EVERYONE else that uses it FOREVER!!!
- All urinating will take place in the water or off the rear of the boat. Being pushed in the water while urinating is acceptable and humorous; warm weather rules apply.
- Black man radio rules apply. Captain is the black man.
- Captian is always right
Additionally, everyone has a responsibility he or she must fulfill in order to sail. Here are the categories you can volunteer for:
- Food/Water/Beer
- Beer can be its own separate category if purchasing for 3 people or more
- Gas: Keep in mind $10 in Boat gas will not get you “there and back”. Common sense and/or Captain approval required
- Chicks: Married, engaged, dating, ugly, or fat chicks, do not count. However, if said ugly, fat, married, etc chick brings an equal or greater number of eligible chicks, they cancel out. Host is also responsible for undesirable/unqualified guest. For example, Dave brings Stinky-Pizza-Face-Shouldn't-Be-In-A-Bikini-Mary. Mary brings 2 Swedish bikini models. Dave is now +1 but must feed/bathe Mary out of his own pocket.
What are some rules you guys have? Suggestions?
*I know this is a family oriented forum, please forgive me if any of the below crosses any lines. Mods, just delete the post if it's too much*
- Captain is always right
- Walking the plank is a plausible solution to any conflict
- Pirate talk is always acceptable
- You must have attached natural female anatomy in order to use the head. In the event of an emergency #2, you are responsible for any maintenance/cleaning of head for the entire trip for EVERYONE else that uses it FOREVER!!!
- All urinating will take place in the water or off the rear of the boat. Being pushed in the water while urinating is acceptable and humorous; warm weather rules apply.
- Black man radio rules apply. Captain is the black man.
- Captian is always right
Additionally, everyone has a responsibility he or she must fulfill in order to sail. Here are the categories you can volunteer for:
- Food/Water/Beer
- Beer can be its own separate category if purchasing for 3 people or more
- Gas: Keep in mind $10 in Boat gas will not get you “there and back”. Common sense and/or Captain approval required
- Chicks: Married, engaged, dating, ugly, or fat chicks, do not count. However, if said ugly, fat, married, etc chick brings an equal or greater number of eligible chicks, they cancel out. Host is also responsible for undesirable/unqualified guest. For example, Dave brings Stinky-Pizza-Face-Shouldn't-Be-In-A-Bikini-Mary. Mary brings 2 Swedish bikini models. Dave is now +1 but must feed/bathe Mary out of his own pocket.
What are some rules you guys have? Suggestions?