Wife Says "Not Funny" - Vending Machine Jokes

[Hampton]

So I'm in a hotel and am desiring popcorn. I go to the floor with the vending machine. My choices are Pop Tarts or Tampons.

My Thoughts - Vending Company Name Possibilities:

Tarts 'n Twats

Sweet 'n Sour

My thoughts: Same taste and texture.
Sorry - stuck in a hotel room.
Your thoughts?

 

[Pyrojodge]

Are they chocolate poptarts? Maybe its to keep the peace?

I like your idea for the names lmao

 

[dev6315]

Hilarious!! I'm all for 'Tarts n Twats' :smt043

 

[HUMPH]

You MUST be bored...

I'd rather have a Hot Tart than a Pop Tart!

 

[bmac]

John, I want to know how you know they are the same taste and texture?????

 

[osd9]

The extra large would be ....are you ready.....'Wing-Tarts'.....

 

[Gofirstclass]

I'd rather have a Hot Twat than a Pop Tart. Which button do I push and how much money do I insert?

 

[bmac]

I'd rather have a Hot Twat than a Pop Tart. Which button do I push and how much money do I insert?

My experience with the Hot Twat variety is that it requires you to insert all the money you have left....

 

[moparlvr4406]

My experience with the Hot Twat variety is that it requires you to insert all the money you have left....

and all you WILL have....words of experience

 

[Southpaw II]

I'd rather have a Hot Twat than a Pop Tart. Which button do I push and how much money do I insert?

All of the money you now have, and 1/2 of all future earnings.

Don

 

[Hampton]

You guys are great!

 

[Hampton]

John, I want to know how you know they are the same taste and texture?????

Uh......they look like they would be 'bout the same? Not as sweet?

 

[drob]

As an owner of a vending machine company, if we sold Hot Tarts, they wouldn't be leaving the warehouse. This is the same for the people who ask for Bud Light in the machines.
Can't help you on the tampons, we don't sell them.

 

[Pack66Dad]

Call room service for "Pop Tarts", concierge to get "Hot Tarts".