Who types this stuff

[NorCalRobert]

Driving today I see this on all the digital freeway signs here in California.
I think the person who typed this was drunk or high.
How about “don’t drive drunk or high”
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[Carpediem44DB]

Obviously another quota hire, but was probably a graduate of the California public ed system.

 

[dvx216]

Me thinks its good.

 

[dvx216]

It's not like their going to hire a math scholar or something.

 

[Gofirstclass]

Dyam, I'm no seeun nuffin wrong wid it!

 

[Woody]

'Don't drive drunk or high' and 'Don't let drunk or high drive' are different messages

 

[Nater Potater]

It was probably Dwayne Stomp who wrote that.

 

[OllieC]

View attachment 119106 Driving today I see this on all the digital freeway signs here in California.
I think the person who typed this was drunk or high.
How about “don’t drive drunk or high”
View attachment 119104

China hackers

 

[BillK2632]

'Don't drive drunk or high' and 'Don't let drunk or high drive' are different messages

Yes, I have seen people drunk and high, but I have never met this thing named Drunk or High.

 

[dvx216]

They told me at the bar I was to drunk to drive my car to take the bus. I guess I was to drunk to drive the bus also.

 

[Creekwood]

View attachment 119106 Driving today I see this on all the digital freeway signs here in California.
I think the person who typed this was drunk or high.
How about “don’t drive drunk or high”
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I think the word missing is "anyone". As in "Don't let anyone drive drunk or high". But pretty funny.

"I had to drive, occifer, I'm too drunk to walk."

 

[Blueone]

View attachment 119106 Driving today I see this on all the digital freeway signs here in California.
I think the person who typed this was drunk or high.
How about “don’t drive drunk or high”
View attachment 119104

Isn’t it too late by the time you read the sign ?

If it worked you would see all kinds of parked cars on the shoulder

 

[Wanderer 290]

The employee responsible for the message took his kid to work with them.

 

[Strypes]

I read it as don't let drunk or high drive.

 

[blaster]

Meanwhile, the person reading the sign, and trying to comprehend the message, crashes into the vehicle in front of them.

 

[Stray Current]

Some people really have a way with words.

Some people not have way.

 

[LTD.330]

ODOT (Ohio Dept of Trans) has been putting funny/snarky sayings on the electronic boards for years. They even created a website wear you can make suggestions. http://zerodeaths.ohio.gov/create-your-message.aspx

They rejected my suggestion of "Get the F--- Out Of Left Lane"

 

[sbw1]

View attachment 119106 Driving today I see this on all the digital freeway signs here in California.
I think the person who typed this was drunk or high.
How about “don’t drive drunk or high”
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Becoming more common to see these slip ups every where. Lots of news stories, for example, are written with missing words, run on sentences, comma faults, etc. Auto correct is partly to blame, but lots of ignorance on display as well.

 

[Stray Current]

ODOT (Ohio Dept of Trans) has been putting funny/snarky sayings on the electronic boards for years. They even created a website wear you can make suggestions. http://zerodeaths.ohio.gov/create-your-message.aspx

They rejected my suggestion of "Get the F--- Out Of Left Lane"

All of the people from Ohio who really need to hear this are in Florida now. They are in front of me doing 63.72% of the posted speed limit with 0 situational awareness.

submitted for when the snowbirds go home...

 

[sbw1]

All of the people from Ohio who really need to hear this are in Florida now. They are in front of me doing 63.72% of the posted speed limit with 0 situational awareness.

submitted for when the snowbirds go home...
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At least you are speaking their language.