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billnpat

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Letter to the Men's Helpline: Hi Andy, I really need your advice on a serious problem: I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it ?:huh:​
 
Depending on the condition of the aluminum it can probably be welded... but take the mount off of the transom first... looks like the problem is solved!:thumbsup:

Oh yeah side note: ditch the chic...
 
Another good one around ........somewhere. Man buys a vacuum for the wife's birthday/anniversary or something.
Gets condemned to the doghouse.

I have my own private room in our doghouse!
 
billnpat said:

Letter to the Men's Helpline: Hi Andy, I really need your advice on a serious problem: I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it ?:huh:​
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It is amazing so many guys have similar issues:

Daddubo said:
Letter To A Men's Helpline...
Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem I have:

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot.

I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning up her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them back on.

It was at that moment, while crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket.

Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace the whole bracket?

Please let me know... fishing season is just around the corner.
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http://clubsearay.com/showthread.php/18090-Joke-Thread-post-em-if-you-got-em/page27

Sorry Bill, couldn't resist. MM
 
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A guy walks into Walmart garden center to buy a rake. The manager ask him what type of rake he wants, spring tine or standard. After some comparisons they guy takes the spring type. Then the mangers asks what type of soil conditioner he wants to put down after he rakes. Not having thought about it he takes the managers advice and buys 2 bags of the best. Then the managers asks what type of mower he wants as once the grass grows due to the conditioner he'll need to cut it. The guy ends up walking out of the store with $600 worth of stuff.

The manager calls the clerk and said that was how you up sell a customer.

Soon another guy comes walking in and the clerk tries his hand at up selling. What can I help you with he asks? Oh I don't need anything here. I'm buying my wife a box of tampons and don't want to be seen at the front counter with them. So the clerk asks the guy if he wants a riding mower or push mower. The guy looks at him and say " I told you I was buying tampons, what do I need a mower for"? The clerk fires back and says "your weekend is shot anyhow so you might as well mow the grass".
 
One of my all time fav's

Wife wants to get her husband something special for their 10th anniversary. She goes down to the local “adult store” and asks the guy behind the counter if he has anything special for married couples? The guy replies that he indeed has a special deal running this week and reaches under the counter and pulls up a large bull frog. The lady is confused by this and asks why a frog. The man explains that the frog gives Bj’s. The guy says if the husband doesn’t love it then she can return it no problem. Later that evening the husband and the wife exchange gifts and the husband is confused about the frog. The wife explains that it is supposed to give good Bj’s. The husband puts the frog aside and doesn’t make a big deal out of it. At 3am the next morning the wife is startled awake by the sound of crashing pots and pans. She runs downs stairs to see her husband with the frog tearing her kitchen apart. She asks what in the heck he is doing? He exclaims that if that darn frog can cook she’s outta here...
 
Another good one around ........somewhere. Man buys a vacuum for the wife's birthday/anniversary or something.
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Here ya go Steve, :smt001

[video=youtube;Twivg7GkYts]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twivg7GkYts[/video]
 
A pirate ( with a wooden leg , a hook for a hand and a patch over one eye ) walks into a bar and sits down to have a drink . The bartender brings him his drink and says mr. pirate I have to ask , how did you loose your leg ? The pirate says he was swimming and a shark came up and bit it right off ! He ask's the bartender for another drink . The bartender brings it and say's mr. pirate what happened to your hand ? The pirate say's he was swimming and a shark came up and bit it right off ! And he ask's for another drink . The bartender brings it to him and says mr. pirate what happened to your eye ? The pirate said he was on his ship and a bird flew over and Sh*t right in his eye ! But the bartender said how could that cause you to loose your eye ? The pirate said , first day with the new hook !
 
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