Think you had a great best man toast? Check this out.....

My best man (brother) decided to go to the bathroom for a half hour while we were all waiting for him to give his speech. (Someone finally checked the bathroom..duh) Any idea of how long a 1/2 hour really is while 250 people are starring at you? I would rather have had the stripper guy.
 
Thank God my brother is sane.

Best regards,
Frank

Sure, he's an attorney, but he's still sane.
 

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