The Admiral is mean...

[moparlvr4406]

We went out Tuesday and a beautiful day it was
Kathy slipped up into the cabin and proceded to take a nap
and I slipped out into the water on a floaty and accidentally did the same. I woke up to something light hitting me in the stomach,her standing on the back seat with a loaf of bread and a camera,and me surrounded by Canadian geese and being eaten alive by bluegills.
she lured all the critters in with the bread.
Should I check to see if my life insurance has been raised ??
A hunting accident I could understand but how does one explain to an agent that her husband has been eaten by freshwater fish and geese :huh:

 

[Daddubo]

Good thing the Geese didn't take a nip at you they are mean.

Just remember there is always pay back time!:grin:

 

[jitts3]

I've had them bastards go after me as a kid. Not cool.

 

[Spookeay]

They can be very dangerous.
She should have thought about that more.
Or,,,, SHE REALY IS trying to kill you for real. LOL

 

[HUMPH]

Sleeping on a "floaty" while alone in the water? I guess I don't blame her...

 

[moparlvr4406]

Y'all have no sense of humor
I guess since I live in redneckville this was not a life threatening situation to me, actually I find it funny and thought you might.:huh:
Had I been napping in a cornfield full of coyotes and she was in a treestand tossing porkchops
it would be a different story.

jeez.....lighten up:wink:

 

[Gofirstclass]

Mopar, I laughed my butt off at the photo and what your Admiral did. Yup, I think paybacks are in order to restore your MAN CARD to its full capacity!

 

[moparlvr4406]

Mopar, I laughed my butt off at the photo and what your Admiral did. Yup, I think paybacks are in order to restore your MAN CARD to its full capacity!

oh there WILL be retribution ....bet on it :thumbsup:

 

[DaFish]

At least she was throwing bread crumbs above the waistline and not below!

 

[Jack F]

Where are the pic’s she took?

 

[AKBASSKING]

You are lucky she didn't add cement shoes!!!

 

[Gunn]

That's a good one! Very clever...and yes those geese can be mean (one got a good chunk of my sister when we were kids), but...it's not like you're gonna die, and plus she was giving them something a bit tastier to feed on!

Tom

 

[moparlvr4406]

That's a good one! Very clever...and yes those geese can be mean (one got a good chunk of my sister when we were kids), but...it's not like you're gonna die, and plus she was giving them something a bit tastier to feed on!

Tom

:smt043
HEY....:smt021

 

[jpk33]

Ouch! Just take your time and WAIT! She will be expecting something sooner than later!

 

[Pseudomind]

Oh just man up and give her the "goose!"

 

[Daddubo]

The Geese would be a great source of food to relive world hunger and in turn would relive the rest of us of all the goose crap on the docks and side walks. Still can’t figure why they are Federally protected .

One way you could get back at your wife is to take her to pet some nice pretty Swans.:thumbsup:

 

[OldSkool]

Now that's just too funny. As long as bread was in the water I doubt they were thinking about attacking you.

 

[moparlvr4406]

LOL I actually played with one for awhile
at least they were threats I could see..the BIG bluegills kept grabbing my fingers and toes.
almost caught one too :wink:

 

[63chaos]

That’s too funny I love her since of humor, my wife would have been tossing chum to draw in sharks

 

[RollerCoastr]

lol classic. I can't wait to hear about the payback.