Taxes, as explained by Beer

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Found this today. Not mine, but found it humorous/interesting

According to Snopes.com (http://www.snopes.com/business/taxes/howtaxes.asp), this story about the Tax System has been around since (at least) 2001. They were not able to determine the original author of this story. Some University professors have referred to it in their classes, but none know it’s true origins.

But it does seem to explain the Tax System pretty well, along with explaining some of our current economic problems.



Tax system explained in Beer - to make it more manageable

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this



The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh would pay $7.
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.

So, that's what they decided to do.



The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. "Since you are all such good customers," he said, "I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20." Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men - the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his “fair share?”



They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.

And so

The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33% savings).
The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28% savings).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).



Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings.

"I only got a dollar out of the $20," declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man," but he got $10!"

"Yeah, that's right," exclaimed the fifth man. "I only saved a dollar, too. It's unfair that he got ten times more than I did!"

"That's true!!" shouted the seventh man. "Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!"

"Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in unison. "We didn't get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!"

The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!

And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore
 
Congrats on posting this for the now 5th time on this forum, and for the 1,342,739th time on an internet forum :smt001

I kid, I kid, thats what I do. :grin:
 
I'll be following him to Florida.
 
Yeah. . almost tired of seeing this on the forum. But April 15th IS coming, so. . .I guess it is required.

Maybe next time I will launch into my tirade on the flaws of the analogy being presented.

(Not to say that I approve of high taxes, appove of socialism, or progressive taxation. . its just this is a "Do you prefer to get shot or to get hanged" question.
 
Hey now, that is easily offset by the fact that he did it in his post #282.
:lol: Very wise and observant, and perfectly within cannon!
 

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