Stupid is as stupid does..

[NoThanksDad]

Does this count? I have run aground so many times that my partner will not split the bill for changing thermostats, flushing out the engines, etc. Fortunately, they have all been soft landings.

Just so long as you haven't run aground in the same place.... you could always invest in an accurate depth finder...maybe even one with an alarm...:smt101